Did anyone else see this idiot on Newsnight Review? It was like they were allowing a child a chance to speak. It was a big mistake to have him on, probably the worst person they've ever had.

No, Keith, it is not only rock n roll that makes you a twat, there are other things beside that.

wow his eyes actually arent bloodshot!
i knew something looked off.

Possibly, but not quite Cantanky. Just to remind you of what Jarvis is competing with:


Here he is reinforcing the old 'all singers that dabble in playing the guitar on-stage look like complete and utter ... yes you guessed it ... TWATS!

And of course, there's always this one of BG is his 'Twatman' outfit:



Oh, he really does make it far too easy sometimes. twat!

has he taken that pussy galore shirt off in the last six years?





samantha ronson, you are putting your father's name to SHAME.

Porn star Chasey Laine is such a twat, she's selling models of hers as a souvenir

One word, four letters, begins and ends with a T.

You thought that we had forgotten about you, didn't you, sonny? Why are you adding to the twattish legend by pulling a face like that? Why?

Too easy?

girls mature faster than boys. I am cool with it now but I was a belligerent (sp?) 17 year old!

why has no one added this fucker to the list?

Mr Potato Head

hillarious.
who is he?

Don't tell me to shoosh, you over-rated, overpayed, overweight Twat.

You are a twat, goodbye



Can't not be a twat, won't not be a twat.

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/76495...4831B75F48EF45

Loose women? Twats, more like.



Just because you can count (a bit) doesn't stop you from being a twat, you utter, utter TWAT.

Noel Edmonds. Right now he does a shit gameshow called 'Deal or No Deal' (which is essentially just based on luck but is completely drawn out with contestants taking fuking ages to make decisions and really thinking it through) on Uk tv. He's done a load of other things over the years as well.

George Galloway

Yeah, but the one third from the left gives me the horn sometimes. If i'm being honest.

You forgot the caption for the second picture, which should say: ''Right now there's not only one twat in Cantanky's post, but two''.

Legendary sexual-abuser of boy bands - what a twat.



The answer is yes - you are a twat.



I can't think of a more punchable face. Twat.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. By which I mean you humourless, ugly twat.

A lesson for all of the above - the art of not being a twat. Kudos to you, shouty Brian.

courtney taylor is such a fucking twat that he changed his name to courtney taylor-taylor.

you should hear him narrate dig. i wanted to kill myself listening him go "our bands played together a lot over the next two years...and it was rock."

Piss off and let me eat my fajitas in peace, you Linn drum abusing TWAT!

hahaha

Sorry, I just had to.

oh yes, you have found a winner.

oh fuck i just realised who that is! he IS a twat.

You really have to see him action.

i unfortunately have.

gtfo.

He doesn't really come across as being too much of a twat in action.

while he does have the 'i'm a twat' look, he's pretty badass.

Here are some clips:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=K7-L6bPaGrc
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-GVpxzxEuHk&feature=user
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ykh5GGtnsMk&feature=user

I shouldn't really make fun of you because you're dead and you don't joke about the dead, but c'mon, admit it, you and your range of vegetarian food and your stance on rat sandwiches made you quite a bit of a twat in your lifetime, didn't they?

Thank fuck someone else has finally said the truth about this pointless comedian-for-people-with-no-sense-of-humour twat.

And while where on the topic, let's not forget this humourless rapist:

there is a notable abscence of this twat in this thread