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Cantankerous 08.14.2007 11:38 PM

i'm starting a new thread: weirdest place you've ever had sex.

SynthethicalY 08.14.2007 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i'm starting a new thread: weirdest place you've ever had sex.


I would say, In the open parking lot, of my old apartment in my parents old truck. The day before we sold it. Then I would say, the public pool of the apartment, while people where on the other one.

atsonicpark 08.15.2007 01:35 AM

yeah scissor shock was totally reviewed on foxy digitalis this morning.

Savage Clone 08.15.2007 08:32 AM

Really?
Link, please.
They gave me a really nice review once. Great source of info.

atsonicpark 08.15.2007 09:14 PM

www.digitalisindustries.com/foxyd/reviews.php?which=2654 <-- foxy digitalis gives a 1-better-than-average review for "the mars travolta"!!!

!@#$%! 08.15.2007 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
www.digitalisindustries.com/foxyd/reviews.php?which=2654 <-- foxy digitalis gives a 1-better-than-average review for "the mars travolta"!!!


it sez you need to climax more. maybe you need to record with a finger up your ass?

atsonicpark 08.15.2007 10:05 PM

Actually, I think you can achieve the same effect by listening to the album with a finger up your ass!

I think the whole point of his review is to illustrate that the songs all sound so different that listening the whole album is a bit unsettling and isn't a typical "hey man let's do drugs and listen to noise and go on a trip" kinda album.. but that was the point!!!

Oh well, it was 1 better than average, which technically makes it "good", not "great", not "amazing", not "excellent", not "perfect". But good. And goddammit if good ain't good then good is good and good! So, fuck!!!!!!!

Anyway, I still got 15 copies of this album left if anyone wants to purcahse it.. $5 (unless you live out of the US, then it's $6!!), cool art, sexiness, all that shit. Just PM.

PS: My girlfriend is coming over tomorrow. IT'S FINGA TIME!

!@#$%! 08.15.2007 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Actually, I think you can achieve the same effect by listening to the album with a finger up your ass!


i dont have problems climaxing... but i see your point

now i was merely making parallels between the last part of the review and the post that initiated this thread.

Quote:

although the contrasts it spawns do sometimes make for moments of unexpected beauty, the blunt episodes of epileptic beats deconstruct any sort of climax this album would certainly benefit from.

sez he.

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
and I let her stick a finger in my ass while she jerked me off...

IT FELT AMAZING.

I've never "milked the prostate" or had a girl do it, and ... wow. It was uncomfortable and bizarre but I swear to god it was the best orgasm I've ever had..


sez you.

i added nothing!!

but in all congrats for the review, it's very positive i think, and it got my interest. good job.

atsonicpark 08.16.2007 01:59 AM

cool, thank you, it took 4 years or so (the 5th year anniversary of scissor shock is coming in about 4 months!), but in between the release on crucial blast and this review on foxy, i'm finally getting a bit of recognition, and it's nice.

atsonicpark 08.16.2007 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
"Hey whats up?"

"Oh... not much... listening to crimson grail... shoving my finger up my butt... jackin off.... you know"

"...no, i dont know"


You know, I totally forgot about this part of the thread, and I'm rereading it all now.. and I just emailed Rhys today (which isn't a common occurence or anything) to let him know about the new Scissor Shock song I just uploaded and told him how much I love Crimson Grail.. and now I'm thinking of listening to it with a finger in my butt.. I should've emailed him and told him that..

ZEROpumpkins 08.16.2007 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo
pretty nice, video?

Haha!

Protectmeyou 08.19.2007 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lungfish
i would never let any girl near my ass.
she just doesn't belong there.
i hate watching porn where a dudes getting his asshole licked.. its like wtf..
and i know i'm not alone in saying this.
a girl just doesn't belong down there and i don't need her down there to get off.
that's what her pussy's for.




missionary man

floatingslowly 08.19.2007 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
I just emailed Rhys today (which isn't a common occurence or anything) to let him know about the new Scissor Shock song I just uploaded and told him how much I love Crimson Grail.. and now I'm thinking of listening to it with a finger in my butt.. I should've emailed him and told him that..


I cough when I laugh.

I'm totally coughing my ass off.

m1rr0r dash 11.24.2007 06:03 PM

bump for relevance...

Norma J 11.24.2007 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
You know, I totally forgot about this part of the thread, and I'm rereading it all now.. and I just emailed Rhys today (which isn't a common occurence or anything) to let him know about the new Scissor Shock song I just uploaded and told him how much I love Crimson Grail.. and now I'm thinking of listening to it with a finger in my butt.. I should've emailed him and told him that..


This is for real. I'm not stirring. But if you have interests in fingers in your arse, then a dick would take your fancy to?

Anngella 11.24.2007 06:51 PM

That's so awesome. About the finger in the butt.

Norma J 11.24.2007 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
that a pretty masculine comment for such pseudo fem mentality.


If I was pseudo-fem, the masculinity wouldn't come as a shock now, would it?

Don't try and make an argument out of nothing, you whinger.

m1rr0r dash 11.24.2007 07:01 PM

i don't know what the big deal is, i personally enjoy things in my ass... fingers, cocks, vibrators. it's all good.

Norma J 11.24.2007 07:02 PM

Who said there was a big deal?

m1rr0r dash 11.24.2007 07:10 PM

eh, i don't know.... thought you were making a distinction between fingers in butt = not gay, dick in butt = gay... sorry if i assumed incorrectly.

Norma J 11.24.2007 07:13 PM

I mean, if you fancy things in the bottom, then that wouldn't just include fingers. It'd just be whether you allow yourself to put other things up there or not.

Not a 'big deal' either way. Just a question.

m1rr0r dash 11.24.2007 07:14 PM

right on, i agree.

Norma J 11.25.2007 12:39 AM

Yes, Sway. That's exactly what the case is; little dicks.

SynthethicalY 11.25.2007 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash
i don't know what the big deal is, i personally enjoy things in my ass... fingers, cocks, vibrators. it's all good.


Oh another queer on this thread.

m1rr0r dash 11.25.2007 01:36 AM

meh, never really labeled myself that way... and the majority of my relationships have been with women... for seven years i was married to the girl i met sophmore year in college... but we broke up a couple of years ago and since then i've really only dated two women, and had a one night stand with a guy. ...if any of that matters.

SynthethicalY 11.25.2007 01:39 AM

Nah, I was once closed to sleeping with a chick, but my brother came in. But all the other times have been with guys.

m1rr0r dash 11.25.2007 01:49 AM

before i got married it was more like 60 / 40 in favor of guys... and then this girl who i had been good friends with for a while and i realized that we had been basically in a relationship for around three months, so we told all our friends we were together or whatever, and the general response was, "yeah, we know... " .... anyway we dated for another three years, then got married after we graduated... so thats 10 years of my life, right there.

SynthethicalY 11.25.2007 01:53 AM

My relationship sort of happened out of nowhere. We met, and started hanging out with him, and so on(Insert Kinky Sex Here). From there the emotions evolved into something else. And he has been there for the weirdest part of my life so far, etc. etc.

m1rr0r dash 11.25.2007 02:03 AM

those are the best relationships, the one that sneak up on you, not the guy/girl that you build up in your mind and try to hook up with and then when you get to know them, they're not the person that you thought they were.

...anyway, in general i'm not a particularly "out and proud" type, but if asked by someone i didn't just meet for the first time, i'm fairly straight forward about who i'm with and what i'm into, regardless of whether i happen to be dating a guy or a girl.

SynthethicalY 11.25.2007 02:04 AM

I am not the out and proud type either, when people ask I usually say straight depending on the situation and how they will react.

m1rr0r dash 11.25.2007 02:13 AM

well, when i was a youngster like yourself, i was kinda that way. i had shoulder length hair and i used to swim competitvely, so i was around 118-120 lbs at 5'6" which is like 0% body fat, with a skinny waist that in baggy clothes made it look like i had hips, and my ex was anorexic... we often got mistaken for lesbians, especially if i had dyed hair. every now and then i'd wear her skirts or dress to school, but usually with boots, but i'd do drag sometimes... mostly for haloween or a party or something.

SynthethicalY 11.25.2007 02:23 AM

I always got mistaken for a girl, when I had long hair. I decided to get a haircut, because I needed a job. I weight about 113-118 I feel I am too skinny. But my dad was like this too, when he was young.

m1rr0r dash 11.25.2007 02:31 AM

...and i say i "used" to be like that, but now that i think about it, the last two apartment complexes i've lived in both had rainbow flags flying on them. in atlanta, i lived in the castro san francisco part of atlanta, by the central park of atlanta. but in florida, it's not actually a rainbow flag, it's one of these

 


italian peace flags, not one of these

 


pride flags.

SynthethicalY 11.25.2007 02:34 AM

I always finf them kind of tacky.

m1rr0r dash 11.25.2007 02:41 AM

yeah, i agree. they were never hanging from my window, but in atlanta it got kinda over the top... the managment even started putting two large flags on actual flag poles projecting from the little brick sign with the name of the complex on it... they only did it for promotions, like other places would put balloons or a banner... but still. it was funny.

SynthethicalY 11.25.2007 02:43 AM

Everytime(which is rare) that I go to West Hollywood, I feel like ripping them out. But I will be looked as a Homophobe.

atsonicpark 11.25.2007 07:55 AM

haha.

this thread..

she stuck her finger in my butt until she got poop under her nail.. now she only does it if i wash my ass thoroughly first.

i can't make this shit up.

Norma J 11.25.2007 05:54 PM

haha. fuckin' hell. this board is a circus.

Anngella 11.25.2007 07:23 PM

And we all keep coming back for more. Myself included.

avantgarde1 11.25.2007 07:31 PM

there are some things you just shouldn't let people in on that you don't know... even if it is on the internet. eww


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