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chuck norris 08.23.2006 10:31 AM

Ok, so I forgot a lot of female singers/musicians. But I still feel America has more female talent.

Is there no explanation for this?

porkmarras 08.23.2006 10:43 AM

Who fucking cares anyway?

Toilet & Bowels 08.23.2006 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chuck norris
Ok, so I forgot a lot of female singers/musicians. But I still feel America has more female talent.

Is there no explanation for this?


america's population is like 10 times bigger than britain's maybe?

Cantankerous 08.23.2006 07:29 PM

that also means we have ten times more idiots.

pokkeherrie 08.23.2006 07:40 PM

that depends on whether it would be linear or exponential growth!

anyway, i think america's population would be more like 5 times that of britain rather than 10.

Toilet & Bowels 08.23.2006 07:41 PM

you would imagine that would be the case, but somehow you've wound up with like 1000 times more

Cantankerous 08.23.2006 07:43 PM

you britons are smart motherfuckers. we would have never thought to give our junkies clean needles.

Toilet & Bowels 08.23.2006 07:48 PM

if you're lucky you can get your doctor to prescribe you medicinal grade heroin too.

pokkeherrie 08.23.2006 07:50 PM

yeah, there are places where you get your heroin for free to go along with your complimentary needle.

Cantankerous 08.23.2006 07:50 PM

they do that in switzerland as well. i don't recall whether the US or the UK has a bigger problem with heroin addicts but i know the number of those who inject it intravenously is greater in the UK.

Toilet & Bowels 08.23.2006 07:52 PM

well the statistics for heroin use in the UK are probably skewed by the scotch, those guys can't stop injecting that muck into themselves

Cantankerous 08.23.2006 07:54 PM

wikipedia is really useful for that sort of shit, i'll look it up.

Toilet & Bowels 08.23.2006 07:58 PM

or you can just form your opinions of the scotch by watching trainspotting, like i did

Cantankerous 08.23.2006 08:00 PM

i hear that they have twigs floating in their beer.

Toilet & Bowels 08.23.2006 08:09 PM

i heard they deep fry their beer & heroin and then die from cholestorol

Cantankerous 08.23.2006 08:14 PM

heroin is cholesterol free. that's why nicole richie does so much of it, she can't bear to be over 100 pounds.

Toilet & Bowels 08.23.2006 08:19 PM

yeah, but all the crap it gets cut with is full of cholestorol (probably) nicole richie just gets high quality shit because of her dad

Cantankerous 08.23.2006 08:20 PM

last time i checked, talcum powder and baby laxatives are also cholesterol free.
because people still give two shits about lionel richie.

Toilet & Bowels 08.23.2006 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
last time i checked, talcum powder and baby laxatives are also cholesterol free.
because people still give two shits about lionel richie.




yeah but lionel has more money and connections than most humans could imagine. anyway the scotch cut their smack with with shortbread crumbs, and thats probably got loads of hydrogenated fat in.

Savage Clone 08.23.2006 08:32 PM

I thought Scotch was a drink and Scots were people.


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