I can only say with certainty that I don't engage in the first activity.
But hey, try walking around with an itchy asscheek. Not pleasant. You gotta take care of those things.

*Edit: I changed "for" to "with." Just so you know that I know that the first option was incorrect.

try walking around with an asscheek containing an air rifle pellet.

If you had a fatter ass, it wouldn't be a problem. The cellulite would swallow it like quicksand.

Oh no,what did i start!

We're all running off to evaluate our asses in the mirror. Someone is bound to cry.

Way to go.

i am crying because of the sheer beauty of my backside

I can't do emo. Not enough hair. I'll see if I can come up with something in photoshop tho.

spiting in the street is uncouth, people who spit phlegm on the street are foul.

People who spit in general are foul methinks.And that goes for breaking wind in public and picking your nose too.

oh, i do those. just when nobody is looking. or i make my farts come out silent.

It's not good for you to hold your farts in. If you can't get to a restroom, go outside and be discrete. But don't hold them in. Not good.

Not in public though.I have some friends who break wind near me just to wind me up.

She escaped from the hairpolice thread.

Well, that is rude.

More than appealing enough for this remarkably youthful older man.

isn't that just standard behaviour amongst males?

No.

No.

No.

gmku, porky and I are making a stand for civilization.

I might be "Savage," but i am no caveman.

I may be old, but I'm dignified and old.