Are you always such a conceited twat? Just asking.

fried pupas, you mean? i've never had those.

what about one a year and seven months younger?

are you also blue with white skinnyjeans, white trainers, and a white beret?

Yes. Yes I am.

good! you're obviously more adult than i am.
how about this:

shut up.

check yr panty drawer. there's shit missin'.

I got it! Just don't wear clothes in yer place anymore.

1. WTF? You have got to be one of the hottest chicks on the board.
2. Is this thread in any way connected to the How Do You Smell thread?
3. Three words for this wanker: SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP.

have sex before yr man gets too tired for the night.

He sounds like a dickwad.


Go away, you're being stupid and annoying.


See, that's one of the problems with modern American marriage. You will never have a passionate spark for someone for 40 or 50 years, not the same way you do when you're first together, but it's the friendship and loyalty that makes a relationship last into unimaginable lengths of time. And it's much more meaningful and powerful, just in a different way. Your spark is going to fade gradually. That's just the way it is. Hopefully there will be a smoldering ember to keep your relationship going if it's important to you.


Yeah, true

No, I'm just trapped by the assumption that I always am.

My original comment really wasn't as malicious as it has been assumed to be. And what conceit? There is no implicit assumption that I am correct.

I really am trying to without being assumed that I'm a conceited twat.

Dump him for me

Whatever.

Hope you get your sex life back, Phoenix.

For a lot of men the old fella's been their best friend for an awfully long time. Giving him a little tickle before kipping isn't necessarily the same thing as playing hide-the-bald-guy. I think that an awful lot of ladies see self-pleasure as a selfish waste of sexual energy, while a lot of fellas see it as fair game.

I think half of the time, the problem with sexuality in total is that all sides make assumptions about the other's sexual identity, often based on half-perceptions that aren't necessarily true. Additionally, I'm pretty confident that absolute transparency of sexual identity robs it of its cloistered nature, which is to say, there is very little more boring in this world than 'sexually liberated' people who talk about sex all the time - in much the same way as I think about sex more than I do my bike, and stories about my bike are very dull indeed because it's my bike and you're not riding it every day.

Hmm. That bike/ sexual thoughts simile is well iffy, I thought that was going to be internet gold.

I've read that sniffing bike seats is very popular in england. is this true?

not sure but i knew someone who when on an empty train with his bike had some guy jizz all over his seat. not because he wanted him too you understand. the guy was arrested at the next stop.

OK, I try not to talk much online about my sex life, but I can say this:
I've been with my wife longer than you've been on this planet, and we are still totally hot for each other and the physical passion and compatibility that we have today is even stronger than it was when we were teenagers. It;s pretty amazing, if you want to know the truth, and not infrequent. It can happen. If you are well-matched, these things tend to grow and get better with time as you evolve as people, just as a lot of other aspects of your life together will grow and evolve. It's a matter of true compatibility. I got lucky.