dudgeon: any part of the engine of a car that has become worn out

secretion

secretion - Something you hide away

aubade

Secretion: When Secular Ideas are portrayed

donair

donair: a pseud or charlatan; someone who assumes false social graces.

widdershins

widdershins: getting fistfucked by a midget (makes no sence at all)

GADZOOKS

GADZOOKS: Elaborate firework displays traditionally given by English Aristocrats for the benefit of the local peasants.

Protrusion

protrusion: in favor of governmental incursions on people's privacy.

zenzizenzizenzic (yes, it is a word)

zenzizenzizenzic - A Buddhist with a stutter

crwth

crwth -- result of a particularly heinous attack by the elusive vowel bandit.

quidnunc

quidnunc - a type of blunt weapon used by Celtic warriors

Kukri

Kukri-a egyptian term for a angel

Lalie

Lalie - a dishonest lyric

uintaite

uintaite -- question asked of those who have just been introduced to a new band.

rhinotillexomania

rhinotillexomania: the medical term for 'road rage'.

raggamuffin

Raggamuffin - a rastafarian confectionary product.

Spindles

Spindles: a type of confection from Northern England consisting of long thin strands sugar.

foolscap

foolscap: an STD that is prevalent amongst slack-jawed Appalachians

Repugn

Repugn (obsolete): to reward the taxpayer by spending their money wisely.

ephemera

A hallucinogenic suppository

Plenitude

Plenitude: A state of dreamlike bliss, where one feels happy but does not know why.

Bobbins