its weird the guy who welcomed President Obama to Mexico on 4/16 died the next day from the flu.

And apparently Canada is effected by this now, too...

He actually died? I didn't know that...

Ha! That time affected would have been correct!

I have a sore throat. In great American fashion, I will now drive myself
to even more fantastic heights (depths?) of illness by worrying that is a sign
of Wilbur's Revenge.

don't eat anymore pigs in the blanket.

my minion just accused me of being "the biggest dork" she ever met, due to my in-depth plan for post-apocalyptic survivorship.

she was ok with it up until the whole "meeting uninfected females over short-wave radio - in order to repopulate the planet" bit.

hopefully, the internet will still work for awhile. that way, I won't have to waste time figuring out how to get the radio to work.

omg I'm sooo excited though!!! this is MUCH better than a zombie-apocalypse because you don't have to spend the rest of yr life behind a barricade!!!

There aren't any females on shortwave.

^^^ first of all, HOW DARE YOU try to stiffle my dreams.

second, when the cellphones don't work, there will be! oh, yes indeed, there will be.

right now, I'm rubbing my graspers together in greedy anticipation!!!!!

Next you'll be claiming they're on HAM radio.

I guess they are:

Damn, you're right. I even thought that one over. Those two words have always screwed with my head. Dunno why...

Nice of you to laugh at me, though.

I was on short-wave radio... I would be on it all the time, but I don't have access to it anymore...

^^^ OMG CLONE....SEE WHAT I MEAN? have you seen her in a cat-suit?

utopia-application ACCEPTED.

@ clone: oh no no no. those females are completely unacceptable. I'm aiming for the first-time emergency-use-only crowd (with some exceptions: see above).

if I am to remake humanity in my own image, I'm going to need higher-quality stock material than those that you have depicted.

it's a shame about girlgun, really. but is it my fault if she isn't among the .05% that survive? I think that she'll want me to get on with my life. a life filled with mindless breeding and lazy days.

If I survive I guess I shouldn't mention the vasectomy.

This was either a brilliant pun or a typo.

I never know with him.

The World Health Organization raised its pandemic alert level to Phase 4 on Monday, verifying human-to-human transmission of swine flu, as the suspected death toll from the virus in Mexico hit 149.

I heard from one of my conspiracy nut friends that the vaccine they're making is designed to kill 90% of the people they give it to >.>

Source is impeccable I'm sure.