Why do you all not admit that your idea of pop music is rubbing your faces against Lady Gaga's premature penis?

Only if you admit that Maureen Tucker's greatest influence was on Slade's drummer.

Did you not say once that VU's influence on other bands was minimal or something? Not only I'm deaf, but I also must be blind.

i never said it wasn't

I once saw on a porn magazine pictures of a guy dressed as a waiter who put his cock on a tray with salad, dressing and stuff, then went on to serve two hungry, well-dressed ladies sitting at their table in a posh restaurant on the following pages. Man, those were the glory days of pornography!

I did. Apart from Slade.

Aw well, my fault for missing that.

was it 70s porn? my friend recently introduced me to 70s porn, it was so much more imaginatively staged & scripted in those days, these days the thought goes into is how depraved and grotesque things can become, not that either approach is better but there needs to be some kind of balance.

Yeah, precisely it was 70's Italian porn, very influenced by the massive amount of porn comics we used to produce at that time, and I miss because of their weirdness. Stuff like Sukia, the vampiric cocksucker who often killed her victims, are as much an artistic influence on me as the solid diet of manga that I used to watch at home after school.

I find these days most porn almost unwatchable because it's too American. Please note, I am not deliberatly being rude to Americans, and there are plenty aesthetical and non things that I like about them. Simply, it's not their ability to stage my wanks.

American porn is good. It has sex in it.

The sex bit is good. The... nevermind.

the actual sex bit in porn is often the least interesting part, and certainly the least stimulating, at least for me. It all becomes overly gymnastic and biological. I'd happily sit and watch two people in the build up to actually fucking - which is usually far hornier - than the sight of them going through the obligatory roster of approved positions once they start.

I have the same feelings as demonrail.

You're so American about porn, you posted a picture and forgot about the dialogue.

I'd ratify her constitution any day!

I'd give her the red white and blue any day!

I'd statue her liberty any day!