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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

well i gotta go & find that rope but here are my last wishes :D

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dear luxy,

im already married, and since we're not in polynesia i cannot have a second wife (but... wanna move there?). i beg you however to reconsider your rash decision of marrying crypto. the thought of you in his republican hands makes me shiver with horror.

i die now, but please marry someone who can give you true happiness... like the winner of a willem dafoe lookalike contest, or marc bolan's reincarnation (he might be a puppy these days, but who knows).

love,

ignatius

ps- i am also leaving some cells for cloning in a secret lab. so i will return some day-- but i hope it won't be as creepy as that nicole kidman movie w/ the 10 year old. ewww... (really, ewww)

Ignatius,

heeeeey, thats not nice!!!
I don't think I want you at our wedding...

Sincerely,
Pedro Alberto "InVogue"

p.s. for whatever its worth, we wont discuss politics in our marriage.

(Dictated, but not read)

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

I don't like the sound of this Ken fellow...
Do you feel threatened? You can have one of my handguns.

Or is he a nice fellow with good intentions?

Oh he's a sweet enough guy. Gets into mischief though...used to date my best friend. Harmless, pretty much, I kind of feel sorry for him.

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Originally Posted by luxinterior

Oh he's a sweet enough guy. Gets into mischief though...used to date my best friend. Harmless, pretty much, I kind of feel sorry for him.

so we dont need to get the bodyguards involved or anything?

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Originally Posted by luxinterior

I saw that movie. It was odd, but not as odd as I had hoped it would be.

I don't mind Republicans, when they're faking it.

ha ha, i hope so.

well i gotta crash & you guys have fun.

(pedro, you bastard! :D)

h aha.

buenas noches.

i will have you murdered, ignatius.
dont push my buttons.

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

i will have you murdered, ignatius.
dont push my buttons.

damn man, i'm trying to sign off, don't make me come back.

duel??

hurray!

no no but i really gotta go. i have a life outside the internet, i swear.

good night!

You guys both saved Lux's pics, didn't yas?

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Originally Posted by Norma J

You guys both saved Lux's pics, didn't yas?

no, i already have some in my wallet

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

so we dont need to get the bodyguards involved or anything?

Nah. I guess I expected him to be more forward, but I think I put him off a bit from the beginning, by being disagreeable. Sometimes I wonder if I should make more of an effort to be nicer to people like this and just go along with them, but then I think that I wouldn't be able to do that. We have very little in common, but that's nothing new.

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

no, i already have some in my wallet

Love that.

well, you're not rude to him, are you?

No I'm not rude, I'm just not very open. He invites me places, I say no 99% of the time.

he sounds creeeeeepy

p.s.

HAHAHA

hahah oh you 2 look adorable, there is lots of good looking people on this board i must say

How did you know I've always wanted to be Lucille Ball?

Am I invited, I can be the ring bearer.

the wedding invite picture:

HAHAHA
i dream of jeannie

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Originally Posted by luxinterior

How did you know I've always wanted to be Lucille Ball?

i am a little amazing