i'm so three thousand and eight, you so two thousand and LATE.

my dad wants me to go to college here and, frankly, i think that would suck.

Where do j00 wanna go?

I was about to make a joke in VERY poor taste in reference to the above post, but I refrained.

Do it. We're all in poor taste.

I want to go to UCDavis. But my grades are too shitty because i'm not a CA resident. DAMN!

But SUNY-ESF is my top choice. its relatively cheap. too bad acceptance rate is only 50%. haha.

fuck my future.

I'm mean extremely poor taste.

i am all about poor taste. i mean, fuck, seriously, i just quoted black eyed peas in my last post.

Okay, here goes...

Certainly not here.

HAHAAHA yer awful man.

I blame your post! It's all these WWII documentaries I've been watching, so much badness and sadness and stupidity. :(

hahahahaha

i get it, i get it.

consider my blessings COUNTED.

i'm scratching my ass

schmock schock schmock
or
yip yip yip

this is how paris hilton kisses

I didn't have any tupperware this morning so I packed my chili in a ziplock bag.

Nothing bad happened, BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN A HUGE MESS!!

Whew.

It's raining.

^^^ doin' it right.


I'm sorry, but this forum is reserved for only the bad stuff.

now, go spill yr chili and report back here.


ps: holy fucking praying mantis, rob!

ever cut yourself without realising? not in a self harm way more a papercut way. i have three seperate cuts on my hands and didnt notice until my desk was covered in blood.

Randomness is a concept with somewhat disparate meanings in several fields. It also has a common meaning which has a loose connection with some of those more definite meanings.
Casually, it is typically used to denote a lack of order, or purpose, or cause[citation needed]. In addition, more closely connected with the concept of entropy, there is a casual sense of lack of predictability. Humans have used and considered the concept for a very long time.
Randomness, as defined by Aristotle, is the situation when a choice is to be made which has no logical component by which to determine or make the choice (see Buridan's ass). More recently, and more formally, a random process is a repeating process whose outcomes follow no describable deterministic pattern, but follow a probability distribution, such that the relative probability of the occurrence of each outcome can be approximated or calculated. For instance, the rolling of a six-sided die in neutral conditions may be said to produce random results in that one cannot compute before a roll what digit will be landed on, but the probability of landing on any of the six rollable digits can be calculated because of the finite cardinality of the set of possible outcomes.
The term is often used in statistics to signify well-defined statistical properties, such as a lack of bias or correlation. Monte Carlo Methods, which rely on random input, are important techniques in science, as, for instance, computational science.[1] Random selection is an official method to resolve tied elections in some jurisdictions[2] and is even an ancient method of divination, as in tarot, the I Ching, and bibliomancy. Its use in politics is very old, as office holders in Ancient Athens were chosen by lot, there being no voting.

Knife play is form of consensual BDSM edgeplay involving knives, daggers, and swords as a source of physical and mental stimulation. Knives are typically used to cut away clothing, scratch the skin, remove wax after wax play, or simply provide sensual stimulation. Knife play can also be a form of temperature play or [body modification.
Knife play is sometimes, but not always, a form of fear play. The 'victim' in some cases, is shown a sharp implement, and then blindfolded, and a blunt knife used on their skin. Occasionally, sharp knives may be used for a mindfuck (for example: the practice of insertive sex play without the certain knowledge of the submissive that an exchange of implements — blunt for sharp — has occurred. This is a form of fear play, yet it still maintains safety).
For some knifeplay can be highly erotic, as the physical and psychological reactions can be intense. It is also an activity that takes a great amount of care to learn properly. As with any sort of edge play that can potentially draw blood, there is the risk of passing diseases along. Also, there is the risk of cutting the wrong spot and causing excessive blood loss, or accidental stabbing.

heh.

Knife Play rules!

:eek: Even worse than her blowjobs!.

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I fucking love Arab on radar.

Does anybody watch Combat! on the American Life Network? It's a pretty good show, surprisingly "realiistic" for a 60s TV show.

Combat! was supposed to be a very good show. They set it in Vietnam and called it TOUR OF DUTY in the late 80's.
that was good too. they killed off main characters all the time. made ya nervous.

Is anyone (Panto & Jenn-I'm talking to you!) watching The Fashion Show on Bravo? It's sort of like a poor man's Project Runway...What do you guys think of it? Who's going to win?

http://www.bravotv.com/the-fashion-show

I can't stand Merlin.

Even though I watched it religiously in the 60s when I was a little kid, I find that I don't remember even one episode from then as I rewatch it these days! How weird is that.

So I had my annual physical today. New city, so new doctor's office, of course. Doctor walks in and she is drop dead gorgeous. And young. My God. And I had to ask for a prostate exam.

Lucky for you there is a 75% chance she was a lesbian.

Yeah. I doubt it in this case, though. At least I want to doubt it. She did not give off the usual lesbian vibe. She was just the other side of flirty.

In that case, time to develop a cold or something.

how did she deal with yr raging erection?

I assume, with her hand up yr ass, you were at full staff.

Not really. The prospect of having to ask this gorgeous creature to do that had rather the opposite effect. Of course, it didn't help matters that Nurse Ratchett was looking on.

I'm rather superstituos about this exam. I feel like the year I don't ask for it, that's when I'll get the C. So I always have it done.

don't worry i posted this in the other treatise

mwwweep
mwip?
weeuuiieeep!

wipwip?

MYUNNGMMWOIYP!

given the small price difference between regular cigarettes and superkings, why don't they just make superkings standard and do away with the regular size option altogether?

My doctor looks like Ravi Shankar. In your position though I'm sure I'd have ongoing ball issues.

I don't believe that white people in america smoke superkings (or even just kings).

sometimes, when she's feeling saucy, girlgun will smoke a camel wide.

she likes them because "they feel so big in her mouth".

type smirnoff in your phone on predicted text, see what happens.