Sonic Youth Gossip - Post a Picture of Yourself

For as long as she can remember, Jill wanted a different vagina. Not only was her labia minora slightly larger than her labia majora ("I'd see women in locker rooms and in magazines and be jealous," she says); after two children she also had serious incontinence problems.

"My vagina had that 'flippy-floppy' feeling. I could barely feel anything. Sex was just not the same." Then a friend of hers saw an ad for Dr. David Matlock and his Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation clinic in Los Angeles. "My friend said, 'Hey Jill, you could do this!' It was meant as a joke. I found Matlock's number on the Net and was in his office within a week."

HAHAHA!!:p

nicfit

03.21.2008 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

hi babies.

a vamp Vamp!

Cantankerous

03.21.2008 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Don't forget the pillowfights in our sexxee pj's and going out to toilet paper boys' houses!

...

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Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

* !@#$%! falls out of tree*

ondskan

03.21.2008 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

ahah im a dork
i mean im totally rock

John Garcia?

Yes, I envy you big time. You remind me of John Garcia. Or Hutch, QotSA's guitar-tech and ever lasting roadie.

floatingslowly

03.21.2008 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

I discovered how to do Pop Art and it's fun...

well....aren't you a sultry minx.

rawr 'n stuff! ;)

gmku	03.21.2008 08:31 AM

Wow, now I really can be Andy Warhol!

floatingslowly

03.21.2008 08:33 AM

yeah, if a can of soup had no head.

oh wait. nevermind.

carry on. :)

gmku	03.21.2008 08:38 AM

gmku	03.21.2008 08:39 AM

I look a tad bit like Pete Townsend in the top left.

sarramkrop

03.21.2008 08:44 AM

Warhol is turning in his grave. I love you gmku. Kiss kiss.

gmku	03.21.2008 08:55 AM

Mick, Keef? For the next reissue on 180 gram vinyl? Wot?

floatingslowly

03.21.2008 08:57 AM

there's nothing wrong with yr face!

wtf?

I was hoping for at least three eyes, a second nose, or maybe prosthetic eyebrows.

:(

PS: I think you just made us all look at yr package.

:(:(

sarramkrop

03.21.2008 08:57 AM

Oh my god!

gmku	03.21.2008 09:00 AM

It's not really me. It's a model.

floatingslowly

03.21.2008 09:01 AM

a crotch model?

where do I sign up?

gmku	03.21.2008 09:05 AM

Come to my Factory.

sarramkrop

03.21.2008 09:06 AM

Unzip it and put it on the table. It's time for a quick check up, mister.

gmku	03.21.2008 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

there's nothing wrong with yr face!

wtf?

I was hoping for at least three eyes, a second nose, or maybe prosthetic eyebrows.

:(

Ha ha. Why did you think there was? It's just not make-me-a-supermodel material like you youngsters.

gmku	03.21.2008 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Unzip it and put it on the table. It's time for a quick check up, mister.

That's going a bit far. I think even Andy might draw the line there.

sarramkrop

03.21.2008 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku

That's going a bit far. I think even Andy might draw the line there.

Not really. I quoted the Factory practice of checking the members of the majority of male visitors. They used to keep a book with all the people who would agree to have their cock photographed, checked and drawn on a sketch book.

floatingslowly

03.21.2008 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku

like you youngsters.

you have no idea how good that makes me feel.

now show porky yr cock so you can make two people happy this morning.

gmku	03.21.2008 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Oh, okay. I'll call my model in.

gmku	03.21.2008 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

you have no idea how good that makes me feel.

now show porky yr cock so you can make two people happy this morning.

I have a stand-in do those shots for me. You'll have to be satisfied with that.

Would that then be considered one of my "seminal" photographs?

girlgun

03.21.2008 10:15 AM

ooh i did one! because i'm lame like that!

okay back to work.

SynthethicalY

03.21.2008 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

ooh i did one! because i'm lame like that!

okay back to work.

My god what sultry lips you have.

Savage Clone

03.21.2008 10:52 AM

Damn.

gmku	03.21.2008 11:11 AM

Cool. I'm going to try to make a sultry lips one, too!

floatingslowly

03.21.2008 11:24 AM

sultry meatsack disguise:

floatingslowly

03.21.2008 11:56 AM

HAWT LIX.

krastian

03.21.2008 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

It's the T-Mobile guy! "Can you hear me now?"

lmao

tw2113

03.21.2008 01:09 PM

meh that quadrent pop-art is cliche and overdone

drrrtyboots

03.21.2008 01:10 PM

Glad to see all you mac users can use your camera.

✌➬	03.21.2008 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

sultry meatsack disguise:

My god what sultry lips you have.

gmku	03.21.2008 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by drrrtyboots

Glad to see all you mac users can use your camera.

I don't have a Mac. It's a new feature on photobucket.

floatingslowly

03.21.2008 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by tw2113

meh that quadrent pop-art is cliche and overdone

NO WAY.

you mean to say that the two button pushes it took to create wasn't really high-art at all?

:(

I'm shocked and so very very disappointed.

:(

thank you for participating!

:)

tw2113

03.21.2008 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

NO WAY.

you mean to say that the two button pushes it took to create wasn't really high-art at all?

:(

I'm shocked and so very very disappointed.

:(

thank you for participating!

:)

The way that most of these people accomplished it is cheap, but the concept behind it hasn't been original or creative since it was first done by Warhol or whoever.

Cantankerous

03.21.2008 07:26 PM

no shit, sherlock.

johnnywinternoshow

03.21.2008 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by pantophobia

Patrick? drinking Irish beer? on St Patrick's Day?