who you callin virgin, virgin?

anyway, i like her photo, she's pretty, lovely profile, & i stand by that.

you prefer i post you a man?



go ahead! tell him he's pretty!!

ha ha :p

...and 15 yrs old.

(i'm really an undercover cop.)

narc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

invisible rep.

nice pictures, cop.

go ahead, arrest me.

:rolleyes:

really though, how old are ya?

old enough to buy my own beer.

tell us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANSWER!

children,

as you may have learned from kegmama's birthday thread, after 30 years of age any answer is a bit of an obscene answer. having already crossed that boundary, i prefer to remain as dignified as a roman statue, with time as my ally. whereas other people here have no qualms about exposing their intestines and their dirty underwear, i do not share in these practices.

as for the subject of this conversation, if this is the line to be pursued, i can only fathom you are already past your peak, because this pedestrian dialogue is only worthy of people who watch tv, and for those, time is the enemy. in other words, time will only make you dumber.

ok, then, shut up and buy us a beer!!!!

NOW!!!
NOW!!!
NOW!!!

cut the chit-chat and answer my damn question, ya creep!

i just want to know if you're old enough to be my daddy.

like in montel?

exactly.

eww, you guys are creepy, see you later.

I OBJECT, YR HONOR! :mad:

no, i am not your lost daddy, don't worry. you can look elsewhere. i have never been anywhere near "beer city", whatever that is.

its the yellow shirt picture, isn't it, oldie?