please god let me find semen in my dead grandmothers vagina.

she is so hot

hey valholla, what you doing there?

I think that's some sort of "backstage" shot, he's behind a drumkit...dunno.

Oh yes, yes! Saaaaraaaaah!!!!

Isn't it obvious he is ready to do drugs.

are you being serious???

I would like to humbly disagree with your self assessment if so.

beyond that, you look better in blue and white text than just about anyone on this board. each one your posts are worth at least 50 of mine.

I don't care if you're really the girl in the picture, Sarah Silverman or a two-headed ogre.....you're fucking hot.

deal with it.

i have a few crushes on internet people.

I love her. She's funnier AND much better looking than me. She's just super.

I know it probably means I'm a fag and all, but I'm not that keen on the above picture of ms/miss/mrs (delete as applicable) Silverman. This one is much 'nicer' and better fuel for any PG rated soft family fun fantasies which I may, or may not, have about her

The other one is better, it gives her an edge.

I want to be her when I grow up.

i'm hanging out behind a drum kit. on the table, there's a wave-machine going through a delay peddle and some other effects and my laptop. the show went horribly, though, because there was so much humidity in the air, my fingers wouldn't even register on my computer's trackpad.

i hate sarah silverman.

both.

that's me and my friend, texas, at the beauty bar in austin.

i think by that time in the day, i'd had about 12-15 drinks and was certifiably drunk as a skunk.

i thought i was the only one...
i saw some commercial for the show she's got now on comedy central and i think she ripped some dude's glasses off and goes "nice sunglasses...now they're floor-glasses!"
retarded.

i just don't see the appeal of her, except her looks...but i don't even find her pretty.

since i don't have tv service (ha), i don't see her much.

she was however ultra-weirdly delicious in "the aristocrats"

i also happened to catch the i think it was that bimbo what is her name tits, big tits, big blonde wig, pamela anderson! yes the pamela anderson roast, and she was brilliant.

since i saw that i figured that kimmel dude must have a huge fucking cock because he doesn't have any visible attributes does he? while she is hot. and funny. and hot. and don't be jealous you internet divas. she is.