i need to take a pee but i'm too lazy to do so.
i'm struggling.

magical realism?

Absurd amounts of nothing.

Going to go to bed and watch Seinfeld.

I wish I could smoke cigarettes. I really do. All it does is remind me of my first true love and how she dumped me. I've re-taken it up twice since college only to quickly give it up because the associations were so bad. Does that make me a wimp?

Mostly, yes. Cigarettes make you a man. However, I'm far too much of a lady to smoke anymore. I'm on my last pack right now. My lungs are completely filled with liquid.

wot a stoopid day. everywhere i went there were too many people. i went downtown to get a good burger at Jack of the Wood only to find the place crowded with tourists and so i order one anyway hoping for the best, order a medium and get a medium well and the beer tastes flat and the server doesn't bring me utensils and then forgets my second beer, and wtf i tip her 20% anyway b/c i can see she's like a deer caught in the headlights w/ all the stoopid toorists and anyway she'd kind of sweet but i just think fuck 15 dollars for misery!?

so then to relieve my misery i go to my absolute favorite brew pub only to find it crowded with obnoxious rugby players (seriously where the fuk do these people crawl out from under) quaffing their insipid pale ales and they're even fuking in SHORTS but get these even KILTS WHT THE FK am i going insane i think am i having a nervous breakdwon where the fuck can i find some peace of mind

crhist.

Yeah, if i smoked, doubt i could do my thrice weekly 20-minute run, sit ups, push ups, weights, etc, so that fucking bitch Carol did me a favor, and besides then i went on to several other girl friends and eventually the longlasting love of my life, so THERE Carol Salem-chain-smoking bitch.

on a positive note, i'm happy w/ a cupla purchases, namly a nice army shoulder bag (big enough for carry-on while stuffing a weekend supply for a Portland fly-in) and a j. crew red buffalo plaid flannel shirt

weekend is not a total loss

but after today's horrifics i be attending mass for the shut-ins on the morrow

How cold does it have to get before you turn on the heat?

Thought about making this a thread, but, you know, wtf...

So it's like 40 degrees (F) outside but inside it's still around 65. For some reason, my apartment is staying incredibly warm compared to the weather. I figure probably when it drops below 62 indoors i'll turn the furnace on.

I just turned the heat on for the first time about 5 minutes ago. I've been wearing 2 pairs of socks and a sweater inside all day and have been comfortable until about 30 minutes ago.

where r u

i need to get a good coat. cant find one anywhere. specially green. no.
drinking shit beer, feeling guilty.

u shd feel guilty for drinking shit beer! Life is too short!

good coat? green--fatigue coat if yr looking for something casual.

Knoxville. Same general latitude but not in the mountains.

wow, yeah, just across the mountains. Howdy, neighbor!

im not feeling guilty because of the beer.
i feel guilty because i am mean and evil.
because my best friend came over and i wasnt ready and didnt want to go out so i let her in for a bit and she gave me a present and i didnt have one for her birthday and i was sitting in my pjs and then she left and i didnt say HEY STAY HERE because deep down i cant be bothered.

Damn those mountains. I hate driving through them on 40. I'd must rather drive over them on 81/26...I can't remember which one.

Oh.

well if she's yr best fiend y'all shd be OK.

Damn, so there was no, like, pajama lez party????

i dont feel guilty anymore because at least i dont drive.
no, i still feel guilty.
thanks for trying.