I am trying and failing to wrap my mind around that statement.

see thats why i keep coming to this damn board even when it interferes with work

Well it did take me freaking forever to MS Paint-erase my background. I really should get that Photoshop thingy.

i think he means if he werent queer he'd sing you this:

Hey, little girl
I wanna be your boyfriend
Sweet little girl
I wanna be your boyfriend
Do you love me babe?
What do you say?
Do you love me babe?
What can I say?
Because I wanna be your boyfriend

What if I said I had a penis that was bigger than Tommy Lee's? Keep in mind that this is strictly a "What if" question, but still: What if?

oh that you'll have to ask him. i'm taking a pass on the question. :p

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dinner never arrived so timely :D

i would say "bring it on."

me and Darren (SADUS) in Rome april 2006... playing one of his OOOOOOOOOLD flying v's!

gee so many babes on this forum

25 years difference.

I had that very same poster of motley crue on my walls for at least 5 years in the 80's.

SATAN!

Coooooooool.
You have nice eyes!

aww, you were a cute baby!

y helo thar

I like this one :p

Richard Pryor On Fire stressed out by a crazy broad.

you are super lovely, lovely.

i'll put you on my list of board members. someone's got to go, i can't let the list get too long.
sorry drone.

I believe we've all already told you how attractive you are.

I'll carry on.

damn it dick stop taking all the comments :P