fuckwit asylum!

I helped a deaf guy try and find a job on the computer the other day at work.....he smelled like shit.

OH MY GOD

get out of my brain. for your own good.

What? £1 for each Polaroid? Unbelievable. To think shops couldn't give away that stuff in the mid 80's...

Similarly bizarre experience, I had a woman refuse to buy paint from the art shop I work in today because it might give her cancer. What a cleft.

I just ran across to the road to my offie, and bought my first ice lolly in about 15 years.

It's a quality street one. Orange flavour.

I didn't know Quality Street were making lollies now???

I'm eating it now. it tastes like a really cold Chocolate Orange. I would've been better off with a Zoom i think.

It's all about the Feast for me.

At 11 at night? I can't really comment, I was known for eating Ice Lollies in Febuary at college. But that was mainly to live up to my reputation of being "zaney". Because thats what you do in college.

I'm not a lolly lover. Which is a shame because I have a box of Bobby Dazzlers in the freezer.

I like the fact that no matter how much I've exercised in the past 3 months, I can't lose 10 fucking pounds.

Woo It's My Birthday Woo.

Happy birthday!

Yeah, happy birthday Mostly Harmless.

I'm running out again to get another lolly. I don't want that shitty quality street one to fuck things up for me.

Thank you.
For the love of God I just want to eat some Bennigan's! Where are these people?!

I dunno, but I just bought the biggest fucking Fruit pastilles ice lolly you've ever seen!

I have a job interview on Tuesday. YES.

Be confident!!

I'll try. That's always something I have problems with when it comes to interviews.