as long as it's machine washable, tumble dry low.

Peta would still throw blood at your hat.

Not for imitation or Conservatives.

Encyclopedia Dramatica comes through again

Or imitation Conservatives.

WIN.

I lol'd.

There is no life form that low.

Uhhhh. Coulter.

Ah, damn. I wouldn't want a hat made of her anyway.

Buffalo Bill comes to mind.

Their egos are so diluted they won't know the difference.

He had lots of woman-like hair and makeup, he just wanted a suit. I just wanted a damn tophat, but I don't want to cause the death of furry creatures in the process. Imitation fur? Black mold? Something fuzzy.

I'm on my way, I want to see you
You're in your bedroom with some dancers underneath you
I come inside, I hear the door slam
You tell me if I really loved you I'd get with them
They make me sick, you make me sicker
But I want to please you so I go and I get with her
I close my eyes and think about me
Every time I come over to your house
You just shit on my face
And you know, you know,
You know, you know it really freaks me out

good call.

what do women think about male pubic hair?

Hahaha nice transition.

That was unnecessary, but I still lol'd.

The word "mangina" is the only reason to ever watch Deuce Bigalo: Male Gigalo.

Yeah, I'm not on my A-game tonight by any means.

I'm out like a light. Later boardies.

good night never never land!

i want to go onto emo kid myspaces and post that. all 549594 gazillion of those kids.

I fucking lold. Terblykcrankz speaking here.

il love toothsopaste for dinner.

ewo3o3ooooooooooooooo!!!

christ jsoh. why ar ewe taling about htis on facebook chat??

I have nont a fucking clue., I thought about it then couldn't stop thinking of the word harbl. Eek, no good.

I'm back on my own account now
fuuukcknj i'M so drunk

wind is whippijng thru my stuipid mop.

tonight's the daaaaaaaaaaaay candle!!!

drunjkd runk drunk drunk drunk

I currently can't stop watching episode after episode of Daria.



=) I <3 YouTube.

I fucking love Daria.


...and I just realized I am still logged into Jade's account.

I have the Daria theme song on my Zune, which has finally started working again.

I am about to wear a hole through the left knee of my jeans. I haven't done that in about 10 years.

My stomach is feeling a bit funny at the moment.