this isnt fun anymore. I want to be sober for a second. Too many drunk posts. Getting paranoisd

o lawd. well, I should be heading to bed right now.
It's getting hard to type I'm so tire.d

Oh good. I nened to sleep and get off this forum too. NIGHT!

i want to be a fucking ignorant sausage.

god, this thread is MADE of ftw. thank god for alcohol.

Alcohol FOOOOOOOOOOOO

That was Hard Gay's take on this thread.

I wonder :

Fuck....I want some real lemonade! I think I'll buy some lemons on monday and make it happen!

Just go to chick-fil-a. You won't have to go squeeze some lemons, til the juice runs down your leg.

This is true, but a gallon of lemonade at Chick-fil-a is $8.50, and I'll still have to wait until Monday because they are closed on Sunday.

As per the usual, I cannot rep you for the Lemon Song.

Damn, that's true.
It's still fucking dericious though.

It's Saturday.

I have sugar, water, and a pitcher, so I just need a shitton of lemons to make super duper sour lemonade.

Yeah, but I can't be arsed to leave the house right now and pay $8.50 for a gallon of lemonade that won't last the night.

I actually hate Chick-fil-A. I was just pointing it out because I had a much-too-long internal dialogue about what day it is today and should I make a joke about them being religious. But it was Saturday. So that was all I had to say.

Fuck them being religious. Their sammiches are DELICIOUS.

Also, waffle fries. Monday is going to be a good day. shopping, japanese food and tons of lemonade, that is if everyone gets out of my way.

Waffle fries ftw. They are incomplete without polynesian sauce.

Shit I'm still hungry. All I had for breakfast was like four glasses of juice for detox. I need food.

Wow, I've never tried that. still, I can't bother to leave the house right now, even though I'm only like 5 miles from Fil-A-Chick

You have to. Trust me. You will never eat waffle fries without it ever again.

Oh man...there's probably not any food here...so if I need to eat again today...I'll definitely be trying that.

Yeah, so I'm totally going to dye my hair green again in about 2 weeks. Properly dye this time of course.

my dad made me a dish that smiled at me.

...That sounds undercooked.

Is that a Starburst?

two fried eggs and a spinach burger. he added a carrot nose and a piece of pepper for the mouth. i might even post a picture later if i overcome my after dinner-laziness.

Butter maybe?

These brownies are delicious.

Butter-flavored starburst.

Lemonade was on sale, $1 for a half-gallon. Cheap 10%-juice Minute-Maid lemonade, but...a fucking dollar. And you all know that stuff still tastes good.

i love the lemonade that you buy frozen. i used to blend it up with strawberries or raspberries.

i woke up at fucking 2 today.

life is incomplete without polynesian sauce.

i love calling in to work!

Please carve this into my gravestone.

And I woke up at 2 today, as well. I have to be up at 9 in the morning. I'm so fucked.

I'm not sure whether that's totally wonderful or disgusting.

Gawd, I've listened to "Private Eye" by Alkaline Trio about 20 times in last two days.
"New year's ever was boring as heaven, I watched flies fuck on channel 11"

i fell asleep with bright eyes on a loop. i can't listen to anything else.

starbursts, more like diabetesbursts. those things are too sweet for me.