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Pookie 03.28.2008 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by girlgun
Dear pookie,

Don't make me break up with you, ok?

Love,

Rude wendybird-bobbycat and her whiskey.
Care to dance?

Pookie 05.08.2008 05:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Geometrically Challenged
Dear Pookie,

Why is a round pizza put in a square box? And if sandwich bread is square, then why are most lunch meats round?

Respectfully,
Geometrically Challenged
I'll answer the questions if anybody can name the artist who did this:
 

Pookie 05.08.2008 05:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by This chipolata's not going to fill my hole
Holiday Meat Tree by Oscar Meyer 1973
Wrong answer. It was Salvador Deli.

Quote:
Originally Posted by I love a nice big Cumberland inside me
Why's it always gotta be about the sausage?!
You can't beat a good bit of toad in the hole.

Pookie 05.08.2008 05:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kegmama
Why are the cumberlands circular & twirled-like? Gross.
Otherwise they would hang off the edge of your plate.

Pookie 05.08.2008 06:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kegmama
Dear Pookie,

Why is a round pizza put in a square box?
A round box would roll off the back of the pizza delivery scooter.

✌➬ 05.08.2008 06:06 PM
Why do people call themselves with affectionate names, like Pookie?

Thanks, Synth.

Pookie 05.08.2008 06:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ✌➬
Why do people call themselves with affectionate names, like Pookie?

Thanks, Synth.
In my case, to make people think I'm soft and cuddly (the chicks love it), when really I look like this:
 

✌➬ 06.17.2008 02:34 AM
Dear Pookie,

What can a man do with so much time on their hands?

Thanks,
Father Time.

ALIEN ANAL 06.17.2008 02:40 AM
thats not time
thats spooge
and you should wash them

luisxvi 06.17.2008 03:19 AM
Dear Pookie,

Can you (I mean everyone generally) sneeze when you are asleep?

Yours, Jerry Sadowitz

MellySingsDoom 06.17.2008 03:29 AM
Dear Pookie

What becomes of the broken-hearted?

Or

Who makes the Nazis?

Yours as always

Melly

✌➬ 06.17.2008 03:43 PM
Pookie Answer!

MellySingsDoom 06.17.2008 04:00 PM
God Synth, thanks for backing me up, cholo for life!

✌➬ 06.17.2008 04:01 PM
No cholo for me. Teenage Whore for life.

Pookie 06.17.2008 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
Dear Pookie

What becomes of the broken-hearted?
They tend to search everywhere just to find someone to care. They look everyday to find a way.

Pookie 06.17.2008 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Father Time
Dear Pookie,

What can a man do with so much time on their hands?

Thanks,
Father Time.
Reminds me of a man I knew with no arms. As a jape, we used to go up to him and say, "Got the time on ya, cock?"

Pookie 06.17.2008 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jerry Sadowitz
Dear Pookie,

Can you (I mean everyone generally) sneeze when you are asleep?

Yours, Jerry Sadowitz
The irritation that initially triggers activity at nerve endings in the upper respiratory tract, wake you up before you actually sneeze.

Pookie 06.17.2008 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rapunzel
Pookie,

Do bald men wash their heads with soap or shampoo?

Sincerely,
Rapunzel
In my experience bald men are filthy bastards who wash neither their heads nor the rest of their stinking bodies.

MellySingsDoom 06.17.2008 05:09 PM
Dear Pookie,

Is "Carnival of Souls" one of the best symbolist/pure horror films frm the US ever?

Yours, in anticipation,

Melly the Smelly

Pookie 06.17.2008 05:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Melly The Smelly
Dear Pookie,

Is "Carnival of Souls" one of the best symbolist/pure horror films frm the US ever?

Yours, in anticipation,

Melly the Smelly
Yes.

Hope this helps.


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