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Dear Pookie,

Are there any delays on the Norther Line this evening?

Yours sincerely,

James ''Yes, it's him!'' Rosenbergfulstraz

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Originally Posted by █████████

Pans & Company is a leading Spanish chain of gourmet custom-made sandwich shops. Customers can select from a wide choice of sandwich fillings which is freshly prepared in front of the guest on a delicious ‘just baked’ crunchy baguette

sorry for the hijack, but damn Pans & Co. was good. I think we ate there once a day while in Barcelona.

ok...back to yr regularly scheduled thread.

Dear Pookie,

Why is it that floatingslowly is the woman of the house, whilst he has a male organs?

Thanks,
Girlgun's friend.

dear pookie,

what the fucking fuck are undercrackers?

oh and... do you love me back?

love,

me.

ps: haha, synth.

edit: what the fucking fuck are keks?

Pookie,
who you gonna call?

Zuul

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Originally Posted by Filmore J. Whiggins

Dear Pookie,

I've recently lost my ability to use my left hand in an arm-wrestling match. Should I get a prosthetic hand or just a plain old hook, much like the kind that pirates of old used. Keep in mind I'm also currently in a wheelchair and have no prospect of being out of one for a long long time.

Sincerely,

Fillmore J. Whiggins

Difficult one. Both have their advantages. With a prosthetic hand, you can spook the children by pretending to chop it off with a meat cleaver.

But with a hook, you can...well, hook things. Just careful picking your nose.

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Originally Posted by James "Yes, it's him!" Rosenbergfulstraz

Dear Pookie,

Are there any delays on the Norther Line this evening?

Yours sincerely,

James ''Yes, it's him!'' Rosenbergfulstraz

Sorry for the latenes of the response, but if you ended up using the Northern Line this evening, all I can say is: don't.

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

sorry for the hijack, but damn Pans & Co. was good. I think we ate there once a day while in Barcelona.

Aaah, I remember it well.

You were late, but I forgave you.

You wore a carnation, I wore Chanel No.5.

We both wore love in our hearts.

Dearest Pookie,

tm-fucking-esis is awesome, right?

Alastair O'Horse.

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Originally Posted by Girlgun's friend

Dear Pookie,

Why is it that floatingslowly is the woman of the house, whilst he has a male organs?

Thanks,
Girlgun's friend.

Ignoring your poor grammar, I think what you're asking me is, if floatingslowly is a man, why does he post like a woman.

And if Mrs floatingslowly is a woman, why do all of the male board members talk as if they are in love with her?

The answer is within us all.

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Originally Posted by girlgun

dear pookie,

what the fucking fuck are undercrackers?

Keks.

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Originally Posted by girlgun

oh and... do you love me back?

Does the sun revolve around the Earth?

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Originally Posted by girlgun

what the fucking fuck are keks?

Undercrackers.

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Originally Posted by Alastair O'Horse

Dearest Pookie,

tm-fucking-esis is awesome, right?

Alastair O'Horse.

Abso-fucking-lutely.

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I expect a prompt answer, earthman.

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

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Originally Posted by Pookie \/\/\/

all or nothing.

typical.

^^^ the lesson here - don't fuck with the rabbit.

and by rabbit, i mean robot.

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Originally Posted by Pookie

Keks.
Does the sun revolve around the Earth?
Undercrackers.

Dear pookie,

Why are you playing hard to get?

Love,

Me.

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Originally Posted by girlgun

Dear pookie,

Why are you playing hard to get?

Love,

Me.

The book I'm reading tells me to: "How To Play Hard To Get With Somebody On A Message Board And Still Get Them To Fall In Love With the Persona You've Chosen To Adopt". It's a bestseller.

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Originally Posted by Pookie

The book I'm reading tells me to: "How To Play Hard To Get With Somebody On A Message Board And Still Get Them To Fall In Love With the Persona You've Chsen To Adopt". It's a bestseller.

Dear pookie,

Don't make me break up with you, ok?

Love,

Rude wendybird-bobbycat and her whiskey.