Can't be too concerned with fashion when cycling in winter. Unless "sniper chic" is in this season...

you mean you dont even have an armani cycle helmet or a valentino face mask?

SC you look like the first bicycle-bomb kamikaze in history.
Car-bombs are so passè.

You gotta leave room for dreams.

Have you ever seen those stickers that say "This Bicycle Is A Pipe Bomb?"
I am not making this up. I think some college kids got in big trouble for that on campus somewhere last year.

Never seen them... Here in italy youngsters lately are mainly into uploading bully/porn videos filmed with their fuc*in cell phones.

Nazi-Cyclist chic is all the rage in Minneapolis.If you're leathered from the waist down you might earn a few more brownie points for twisting the office worker cycling through the city of London look.

are you in ninja school? and what's with the little horns?

That's because he's dangerous,dontcha know?

to himself? or you mean to others?

Those aren't horns, genius.
They're vents in the helmet.
Horns would be much cooler though.

genius!! didn't you know you could alter the perceptions of 3-d objects in 2-d space, mr. escher??

and of course they are horns. glued with paste. you're a self-proclaimed devil wannabe.

Horns would only mean panto.

or cuckold. but let's not go there.

Also, the ninja hood thing was pretty necessary today. It's -17C not counting wind right now, or at least it was earlier today.



Whatever.

holy shit man. that's fucking atrocious. like the 9th circle of hell. and you still get mosquitoes in summer?

Swarms.
Clouds.
In the northern part of the state they are HUGE.

what the hell? i hope this is photoshop

No, that's totally her regular face.

like i said, i found a webcam.

my cock exposé: