I can haz?

There's plenty of vodka if you want sum, jawsh.

Dude....I so want a vodka gimlet right now. I'd maim an old lady for one.

God, why do I dirnk on an empty stomach? I always turn into ain incoherent retard.
I guess that's the point though

Did I ever say why I'm never drinking Jagerbombs again? 3 proper ones and 3-5 more shots of Jager over the course of an hour and all I get is a 20 minute buzz.

Fucking lame.
Jager never did much for me. But it does taste fucking dericious

Needs bud, imo.

It's definitely not my favorite. That title goes to vodka at the moment. Bottom-shelf, $16 a handle, I don't care.

I love the vodka in a plastic container. Best vodka I ever had was in a plastic bottle. Pretty fucking ironic.
Or that could just be because I was already plastered and I didn't notice...

Zelco???

This stuff is dirt cheap.

I think that's what it was

smoking before reading in bed.

pondering hiatus.

I remember Zelco and Ruble vodka from high school....when it comes to cheap vodka.

Plastic bottle and good times, yes, it probably was.

I will kill you.

all I remember was it had a red label so probably. dude. Im dr unk.

I wish I was. It's been almost 4 weeks since I was anything more than slightly buzzed and annoyed. It won't happen this weekend though, but at least I have Sunn O))) and The Sounds.

I'm seeing the sounds on halloween with foxy shazam!!

just come here and gdrink my vodka

Night, bitches.