I'd far sooner listen to The Buzzcocks than The Dead Boys, any day. Do you know why? BECAUSE THEY'RE BETTER!

Piggy, must I ask again? Do you have a problem with short-term memory loss? Did we not talk about what happens when you make assumptions? anyways, Was your father an alcoholic? This is just a question, not an assumption. Why must you challenge me to a round of drinks? What is it that you are trying to prove, my dearest of piggies?

Fuck me,The Buzzcocks ARE WAYYYYYYYY better than the The fucking Dead Boys.And classy dressers to match!

This is an opinion, and should be stated as such.

"The Man with a Plan"? "The Man with No Idea Whatsoever" is more like it.

*Opinion

Is 'piggie' meant to be an insult?In that case YOU are an unimaginative idiot too.How long do you fancy going on before you get tired of me calling you a twat?Do you wanna see how long i can go for?

* VALID opinion

I don't know, ARE you insulted? I never meant for it to be insulting. Now, if you take it as an insult, then I am afriad that it is your problem and not mine. If I may ask another question, do you play Warcraft or any other form of computer game?

Fair enough, spot on.

Hey guys,The Man With No Plan pmd me some american document.Whahahahah hahaha.

Let's see if you make it to 100 posts unscathed.

I'm afriad I did. Here is the link for those of you who are interested: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Declara...ited_States%29.

It brings me great joy to say this, but I'm afriad I have quite the following, dear friend. Not to mention, online words can not harm me, piggy.

Anyone fancy a game of golf?

You already started posting like you're a little bruised.And you seem to come back for more,which only proves that you must be creaming in your pants while i give you a good battering.Bluuueeeeeeeeee Veeeeeellllllllllveeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt................ ...

[quote=The Man With The Plan]Penetrate mequote]
Yesssir!

Bruised? Clearly, you must be joking. Goodnight, dear piggy.

"quite the following"...

What is that supposed to mean? Are you the leader of a religious cult? Are you David Koresh?

Blueeeeeeeeeee Veeeellllllllllllllveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttt .....

You see, it would have been a bit more funny had you quoted correctly.

He must be one of my enemies in disguise.My soldiers spotted Norma J dressed as an inoffensive kangaroo trying to jump the fence and enter my castle.Quickly put down, as usual.

I believe that's none of your business. Goodnight, sir.

Weren't you going to bed?You love it when i talk dirty to you,eh?

There you go again making assumptions. Please, dear piggy, enough.

Says Ziggy Stardust.whoahahaha haha

I don't recall ever making such claim, I just said "Goodnight". There you go, once again, making assumptions.

Gosh,what a broken record you've become in the space of nearly 100 posts overnight!I can only assume you will have slightly homoerotic dreams in your sleep.Come back if you fancy another kick up the arse.I'm here till 5pm.

Isn't there a better opponent we can find to spar with Porky?

The Man... is getting battered and bruised and Porky still has his robe on...

(I love a good boxing metaphor).

The Man... loses by a TKO.

Sorry...I see we've switched to a tennis metaphor now...

Uh...I don't know much about tennis. (porky=McEnroe=good/The Man=Henman=bad?, how'd I do?)

EDIT: You've removed your tennis quote sonicl, or was I imagining it?

Bump!
Anyone up for a sword fight?

yes go on then. i actually used to be a fencer when i was young.

OK.Go!

funny thread.

Hey, me too!

Fencing is for wusses. Who's up for a spot of jousting?

How about rugby?

Hey, I'll show you my medal one day. Wusses indeed!

I never understood you europeans with your weird sports.