i knew it was you!

back on yer old account, now

Where, nah, I got bored of the other one.

so you made an even gayer one?

Yeah. I love anything synthetic(condoms, men in leather, so on).

lawlercaust

what? lawyers cocks?

I think that is what crypto likes.

It looks like the guy is a bottom while the other one is the rare military abrasive top.

Border collie puppies are so fucking cute. I would kill for another one :(

mmm tasty

my girl... she looks cute, but she'll kick your ass. and then laugh at you.

it's not funny, she's pinned me to the ground before, and she's not really very big, maybe 50 pounds max.

beautiful pup

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Cantankerous, you really love doggies. I know it. They melt your heart.

yeah, srsly

Well, I love your pussy too,Cantankerous. Infact, I just got a kitten the other week of my own.

i have four pussies and only three of them are furry.

pun intended?

yes.

sweeeet.

although, i must say, im a fan of the landing strip/gaza strip

HAHA. Nice.

ahaha1

i have a desert snake, he doesnt live in the bushes

awwwww

so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuute!

They get their first-ever store-bought grooming today. They were very nervous when I dropped them off.

awwww :)

I'll have to post some post-grooming pics. If they can stand for it, the barber's supposed to be giving them one of those smooth-out cuts where all the little wispys and tufts come off and they look like fuzzy fur-ball puppies again. Goldens look like little puppies when they're all trimmed up.