flooding it's ass

extreme girth. If I were to guess.

extreme girth. If I were to guess.

nice double post, newb

Robot entropy's a BITCH

hi.

Hey stu, what's wrong with you man?
You need me to visit you in whatever corner of UK you reside in and give a you a nice warm kiss on your cheek so that you know I really exist?

Hi you Scottish dude you.

So hey, let's stir some shit around here, won't you?

It's so quiet here it's awkward. Even porky ain't as bitchy as he used to be.

Where's my topcat at by the way?

is this what most people look for when they visit the internet? or are you being sarcastic? I have no idea who you are so...

you can kiss my hairy arse! ;)

yeah, you guys might've used to stir it up, but now you're a bunch of old farts.
go drink your tea's while listening to Adele and gossiping about Gmku's grandson or some boring shit like that.

"hello i am new.. who are you guys? wh.. wha.. what are we supposed to be doing? i'm so clueless around here.. help? :confused: i feel lonely.. anyone? talk to me pleaaase? :("

Yawn.

not quite.

If you guys keep talking like yr new, noisereductions will come back and insult yr choice in post-1988 videogames.

So dont

Is that Julian, Catanky? :)

Oh, it really is you! I'm sorry for ever doubting you Satan. Yr guy looks like a nice fellow, hope you're ok.


:rolleyes:

I would like to be the first to congratulate lilly on not being a fatist.

Jesus once said "for you who would make sex to a fat, a kingdom of Ding Dongs I shall be".

Of course Jesus must have been speaking figuratively, as he is never depicted as being fat or.even capable of becoming an entire kingdom of Ding Dongs.

Satan, dear, I didn't know you had a thing for dads as well. I require pictures of their wives and children before I'll even consider putting out.

so true.

Watch one of my movies. Mine is one of the first names to come up if you type ''Adam Coo'' on Youtube. Lulz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZPj2GvkwWA

I like weird things. I am The Weird.

Fuck, you guys will fall for anything. This is about as much Cantankerous as I am Keith Richards. For one thing, she might lose a little hair, but go completely bald?! And the facial hair?! Not likely.

When i masturbate, i think about you,.gmju.

So do I. Think about me, I mean.

Cantankerous wouldn't write something as lame as "Cantankerous here." And this was a really, really lame joke, you guys. If you're going to do something like this, at least try to be funny.

Its me. I did it. I did it all.

:'(

A legend. In her own mind.

I am gmku.

:'(

Its like when rowdy roDdy piper hit superfly jimmy snuka with a coconut

lol, must spread rep

Agreed. It must be pretty unfunny to have strong suspicions about someone's real identity on the internet when you desperately want them to be young, female and nice looking, while you're being just a dirty old man.

Exactly! I couldn't have put it better myself, you old withered British dickwad. LOL.

haha

did not see this thread, thus the other is of the parody variety

You know that this thread is of the parody variety also, right? Or more of the prank variety, i.e., it's not really Cantankerous.