Damnit pookie!Victoria has moved on from the bob according to one of todays's papers!!!!You can do better than that.

Go up to a stranger and say, "I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest."

Dear Pookie,
ahhh!! My faith and love in you has been restored. Will you ever love me like I love you?

I'm sorry but that's irrelevant. It's still de rigeur for those being sucked into the Earth's core. It takes a while for the world to catch up with Becks after all. It'll be back to the hair extensions next.

Never ask me questions about love because once defined love is confined. Once confined -- It dies.

Dear Pookie,
...that is so beautiful.... will I ever see you again?...

I hope so, for we are two and have but one heart between us.

EDIT: Wait a minute, you're 14. *Clears throat in a manly way*, "run along home now sonny."

(crying steadily for three weeks afterwards)

dear spookie:

if i'm sexually aroused by male dogs but i get a similar feeling in my pants for female giraffes, does that make me gay? i don't wanna be a weirdo.

henry joe thomasson
freehold, new jersey

oi pookie who are you ,where are you from ....

Dear Pookie,

Oftentimes I wonder, do you really like it, and, furthermore, is it is it wicked?

Yours,

Spoony.

Henry

Can I refer you to Rotonda Johnson's animal sex line. Their tag line is "You'd be barking not to give us a go...before you commit ACTUAL bestiality". Catchy huh?

Pookie:
A term of endearment and affection. It is a name akin to "lovebug", "cuddlemuffin", "babe",
"honey", "lover", etc.
"I love you, Pookie."
-Or-
"You are my everything. You are Pookie to me."

OR

Pookie:
filipino word for vagina

And the question isn't where am I from, but where am I going?

A wise poet once wrote:

He's fucking you, he's a total stranger.
You picked him out but he's a total stranger!
Why? It makes you feel better.
It's none of my business if it makes you feel better.
It's all right if it makes you feel better.

dear spookie:

i have a burning desire for bombing a country full of twats; my question, should it be canada or australia? if both, i need to know which first.

"omnibomber"
secret hiding place

プーキへ
英語で話す自信がなくなってしまった。どうすればいい？

中村春樹より
東京

(long-time reader, first-time poster here)

Pookie,

What's Vietnam?

Curious in Charlottesville

Ok,just so he gets a break:
565656 + 5 is not really 7,right?
Yours
pookie's assistant

I find humour is often the best answer. So, choose which joke is the funniest and that country wins.

In this game: The bigger the laugh, the louder the bang. (audience cheers)

Joke 1
Two Canadians are sitting in a bar, and getting bored. They decide to play 20 questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a word and after a little pondering comes up with the word: moosecock.

The second Canadian tries his first question, "Is it something good to eat?"

The first guy thinks a moment then laughs and replies "Sure, I suppose you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a moosecock?

Joke 2
Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Kevin.

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Kevin says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Kev?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me,"

Bruce replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"

"Well not exactly," Kevin said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.

She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'

And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."

Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1954:
"You have a row of dominoes set up; you knock over the first one, and what will happen to the last one is that it will go over very quickly."

Vietnam was just the first domino, man.

Dear Pookie,

I am a huge fan of Walt Disney's films. Which Slayer album is the best to listening to while torturing dwarves?

Luv from Jemima.

Their sadly neglected 1984 debut LP, Torturing Dwarves seems the most appropriate.

thats awesome

Housewives may not get paid, but they get 52 weeks holiday a year.

Dear pookie,
We're a group of girls on a night out and looking for thrills.Any suggestions on where to get some?

Cheers!
Jenny,Penny,Wendy and Wendy

Richmond

Apparently there's some pretty good dog fights in the Whitechapel area most evenings.

Hey, girls! I'm out in Richmond most nights! Where do you go? Can you post your pictures? Maybe we could hook up and have a good time together, just you four, me, and the video camera! What do you think?

Kev

Hey Kev,
Here's pic for you.It's good innit?

Yeah! Too rite! You girls got luvvly nokkers!

Deer, Pookie?



Stavros Mohammed-al-ikbal-Jones.

mine are not so big as the false blondes.i actually painted my hair red so nobody could see my guilt.

here is something i wrote (i guess its only st.for a few but i don t know however it s just words becuz i am out of tune for almost 10 years.)

Future visions within the Media,centuries that pass focus passed events,
Events remind of mistakes or truths,you can hardly see through these spectacular illusions.Music keeps the flow ,so fresh,
keep that flesh in your mind
and switch off the light .


cuz it s lights out for you .

its called Lights out II ; written on 07/08/2006

Oh you shouldn't have.

It's always take, take, take with people. It's nice to be given something for a change.

why? take you or take me i can t see?

Mesiour Pookie,

Esque-tu voudrais un oreille?

'De-ear' Pookie!



Merci beaucoup,

Johnny Foreigner

not ear or eye but a half of a mind.thank you for you (h)ear,deer

Dear Pookie,

What kind of things should I buy this X-mas year?

a calander or a dog.

dali s melting clock

Pookie-San,

If I can no longer see something that once I could see, does it no longer exist?

Peace,
Phil Ossafer