That depends on where you are voting. Labour are fucked, end of discussion. In all likelihood, the cunts are going to be forming a minority government, which will either mean them accepting LibDem demands for electoral reform, or we'll be repeating the whole shebang in 6 months time.

nice use of the word shebang there.

Because he's a tax evading arsehole.

Please Samantha, take me back!

nah, she's staying with me...

Nice cushions.

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Is Pookie worried if Cameron gets in he'll lose his incapacity benefit?

we'll all be working in Greggs in two years.

If that's what's needed to be a philosopher these days...

It's not that far removed from Paris' cafe society I suppose.

True. After all, a pasty is just a croissant with meat and vegetables in.

ah yes, debates about ontology over the cheese and broccoli bakes.

Ah yes. I just don't find the time for that these days. The local fatties always have a lot of interesting stuff to say on that subject.

ontology or cheese and broccoli bakes

I don't have time to go for cheese and broccoli bakes and discuss ontology. The local fatties have a lot say about both...usually they link the two.

Gregg just sits there.

I agree with Gregg.

First elected MP is a Labour one!

so they lost a bunch of the postal ballots i.e mine in my constituency. by all accounts at this point its a hung parliament unless cuntface can broker some kind of deal.

Well done David Cameron. You did a brilliant job in your first ever election as Tory leader.

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