Bobbins: Mary Poppins' deformed cellar-bound brother.

Doggerel

Doggerel - The spring season of clothes for dogs.

paranthetical

Paranthetical: a prong-like medical device used to remove foreign objects from the nasal cavities.

Pestilence

Pestilence - The artificially manufactured scent of rabies, used to clear busy places, usually bars.

Triumvurate

Triumvirate - celebrated Norwegian WWII fighter plane.

pipistrelle

pipistrelle -- french term for a white dwarf.

eleemosynary

eleemosynary: a member of any militant Italian offshoot of freemasonry.

pneumomoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis: disease caught by a lone construction worker wielding a jackhammer who scaled an incredibly tiny mt. elba on the verge of erupting.

(check yr. spelling, hip priest . . . i'm a nazi when it comes to that word)

floccinaucinihilipilification

Panophobia- Fear of everything

Thanks, qprogeny79: schoolboy speeling error.


floccinaucinihilipilification: zoological word that describes fluctuations in porcupine populations..

phantasmagoria

The drunken discussion of horror flicks which spills into filming a murder.

Paracresis.

bzzt, not a word, try again.

The wrinkles seen in the ill fitting stockings of women of the 1940's, due to their manufacture from the silken canopies of WWII airmen.

Reprehensible

Reprehensible: the ability of certain under-water plants to grow a 'tail' or 'leg', which can then be used to move around sea or river bed.

Chelonian

Chelonian: An era in ancient Cuba, named after that guy off that t-shirt.

acridic

you mean acrid? ha -- you should check out http://www.dictionary.com to make sure your words really are words.

at any rate, i'll do acrid: in an ironic twist of fate, to murder agatha christie.

parthenogenesis

the invention of the parthenon

anastomosis

ps- and i thought acridics were a sect of orthodox jews who drank rancid cofee

anastomosis - the complex and archaic rules laid down by Pope Urban II by which the Vatican chooses it's Head Chef.

comminution

comminution - Small communities of little people, sometimes armed.

the

the -- proper name of a feared 11th century viking warrior born of notoriously lazy parents.

tintinnabulation

tintinnabulation - When a dog attempts to calculate

unctuous

unctuous -- exclamation proclaimed by one who wishes to be cannibalized by his mother's brother.

perspicacity

perspicacity: the ability to sweat hot sauce at will

irk

irk (also IRK, also I.R.K.)

an acronym for the
Internet Reparations to Khchris
organization.

Because, you know, he's the only one of us that's not a white suburbanite.

Please, again, I plead with chabib to ban khchris' impostor. If you do not ban them, then we will forever be reading khchris accusing everyone & that eventually leads to his discussion of how he's the only person here with "street cred" or somesuch.

You didn't give us much to work with there, !@#$%!.

enunciation

^^ ha ha thats funny

youre supposed to provide a word now :)

i realized that right after i sent the message. oops. then i had a hard time thinking of one.

enunciation: the anoinment of eunuchs

septentrion

septentrion - a Sioux indian ceremony held during the Autumnal Equinox whereby nine tents are arranged & set up for the purpose of tribe members to try on each other's clothes.

(haha...i was thinking of something to do with eunuchs & the CIA)

hyperborean

hyperborean: a kid with adhd.

Xanthippe

Normally used in the plural, the first word specifically designed for those with the speech impediment known as a lisp.
Used in context " Buttons are slower xanthippers, but Velcro is faster."

Amnesiac

Amnesiac: one of the group of drugs Amnesiatri, developed in Italy in the 1970's. Amnesiac was banned following the discovery that 30% of all people prescribed the drug quickly developed blemishes reminiscent of frog skin on their left hand.

Ordovician

ordovician: a despotic military dictator.

abecedarian

abecedarian: A chronicler of religious architecture.

Thallassostatic

The state of being covered in milk

Esoteric

Esoteric - An obscure and mysterious style of ancient greek architecture

querken

querken: obsolete Flemish unit of weight, used in the trading of mushrooms in the 19th century.

Dismicrite

dismicrite -- to undo the rituals associated with setting up and plugging in a microphone, by ritually unplugging it and packing it up for the night.

Panglossian

panglossian: period of geological time, coming after pre-panglossian and before paleozoic.

fluvial

fluvial: the tube in which the government is keeping that "deadly" strain of virus found in birds to release in the event of biological warfare.

sphairistike

sphairistike (obs): little-known 17th century legal defence, used against charges of 'that most serious and heinous crime, namely apple-stealing' to avoid hanging. The term is believed to have originated from the phrase 'was a fair mistake', and relies on the jury being unable to be certain if the property boundaries of the apple's owner were reasonably obvious to the alleged thief, or if he may have held an honest belief that he was on common ground. Most famously used in the defence, in 1678, of Tom Grumble, who had collected an estimated 234 apples from the trees of Mr Joshua Silverspoon. There was a history of bad feeling between the two, as Silverspoon had had Grumble horsewhipped several years earlier for 'gazing upon my fair daughter and thus tainting her with your very filthiness, you Luciferian peasant'. That said, the evidence seemed well-presented, the judge seemed well-bribed, and the 'guilty' verdict looked certain until Grumble's lawyer, Mr Ebeneezer Feesaregood, stunned the public gallery by declaring 'My client wishes to plead sphairistike'. The jury accepted that Grumble thought himself, by way of ancient satute, to be technically on the village green and found in his favour, and it is believed that it was this decision that led to the following summer's 'Apple Rebellion', when orchards owners across England would wake to find their trees bereft of fruit.

protoclastic