This thread needs more forced puns.

How about Bongaloid?

If you don't like this thread, then get your cynical form of hilarity the fuck out :(:(

lets see..

in highschool we had

Bong Marley (which had a marley sticker on it)

and of course

the Lion of Judah (a bong with the Lion of Judah sticker and also two lion figurines glued to its base)

who would've guessed that you are someone that would name your bong.

I can't believe how successful this thread turned out to be. Feels good, man.

bong water music

hahahahahahahaha

hahaha.

sounds gross.

I feel like I can't even say anything here, because it's probably already been said.

BONG JOVI

Bong Dlyan
Bong on Bonge

Long bong silver

Robong Wiilliams

Robongcop

Bad news guys, sister has decided to ruin plans by staying home for the weekend. Looks like there may be no bong to name :/

Jeff Goldbong

Bong to the Future
Heath Ledgers dead
Subway
little black kid

Why don't you just mention Bongwater?

Oh yeah, I already did.

I don't know what you are talking abongt.

I see what you did there

Great bong name!

Dude why are you making me laugh like that? I just had surgery on my jaw!

wtf?

omg....Wow...I really like the first one.

hahahaha "Heath Ledger's Dead"

classic.

we also had Darth Fader (a black two footer that spiraled named after Darth Vaider)

and who could forget

the Bullbong (a bong that was remniscent of a bullfrog in its shape)

and

Big Green ( a huge, heavy motherfucking soft glass green three footer I had)

and also

Scarlet Bongonias ( a beautiful JB knock off piece with a grateful dead skull sticker on it)

also had this thick, heavy, enormous pipe called the Skullbasher (for obvious reasons)

today I am using a bong which shall remain nameless, it has parted with its ego and embraced the oneness of the universe..

5 dollar foot bong?

The Continuing Adventures of Bongalow Bill.

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!

agreed

flight of the bongcords

the atomic bong.

El KaBong!

There's a link to an album in my sig called Jesus Hits Like the Atom Bomb. Made me think of:
Jesus takes a hit from the apple bong.

reminds me of a classy but wild little blue zong I have called eek-a-zong

LVOE IT!

Hookah and The Bongfish
Chesthurt Cougherbong (chester copperpot from goonies)

Bilbo Bongins
Frodo Bongins

so the challenge is out:

who can make the best (looking and effective) bong out of a spanish guitar?