Go back into your cage.

Oh.




Damn right.

Shaft is my black hero.

my black hero is

Great times had by all. I believe that was also when we set off our talking
Simpsons watches.

I've never smoked weed, and have no desire to, but if you're going to liken
me to a shape, please--make it a rhombus.

someone here lives in a cage?

Once you go black you never go back, as they say.



Who are we to disagree, eh?

Stop rattling your cage, or else you wont get your daily ration of soup.

Why was a post that incited having black cock racist, now?

you are so right

hehe yes actually one of the places I first started going to in my early teens was a college bar, complete with copious amounts of drunken people and even a layer of beer and beer bottle glass covering the whole place so that a pear of Docs was quite necessary if one was to come out with undamaged feet. And I've been to many other bars, clubs and college bars since. So yeah this is one of the reasons that I have a drink when I feel like it, I don't feel the need to get completely sloshed to have a good time.
But yeah I've never felt the urge to try pot but I'm not against it, people have different taste after all and different experiences with things

93 posts of cock and pot. Hurray!

cock and bollocks.

hehe we're so classy

lol. i'm not even going to discuss this.

whatever.


whoa... american p0t is da best!!!

happy now?

i prefer hash personally.
i don't do it every day. maybe three days a week.

bastards took this thread in a ridiculous direction didn't they. I appreciated the earlier attempts to go ethiocentric, however you cant fuck with crowd syndrome so to quote eddie murphy

"motherfucker, dick, shit, snot,pussy goodnight..."
http://www.moviequotes.com/repository.cgi?pg=3&tt=81448

is "soup" some kind of brit talk for watered down entertainment on the interweb?

I think you've been smoking too much pot for tonight, man.

i had that idea like 5 years ago.

i've got the greatest idea for a hookah too, it could be an octopus and the hoses could serve as its tentacles.

i want this

that is a very unwieldy pipe!

i am a very unwieldy person.

touche'

no wonder you hold the masses in the palm of your long fingered hands.

I'd say at least 1/4 of Australians currently smoke pot, and about 7/8 have at any given time.

that is a fantastic demographic? is the stereotype about alcohol consumption accurate as well?

I don't smoke buds anymore. I used to smoke an eighth or so every day. Then, I cut down. Weed is a boring drug.

well come on, heroin isn't for everyday.

Heroin is a drag too. Yay is my favorite. Amphetamines are nice too so long as it isn't meth. I don't know. I like to smoke weed but it makes me stupid. I get burnt out too fast.

did you get a lawyer yet?

I can't afford a fucking lawyer. I don't think it's worth it. I did it. What am I supposed to say? "I'm sorry officer, I didn't know cocaine was illegal."

being burnt out sucks (and is the source of my temporary mental retardation, i discovered.)
i don't like or take a whole lot of drugs, as one might suspect, particularly any sort of stimulant. i like painkillers and hash and alcohol. that's about it really.

well no, but you can negotiate your sentence or maybe even have it thrown out on ome technicality. don't be a masochist.

i'm not saying that being a cokehead is alright, i'm saying that jail offers you no benefit and potentially a lot of extra damage.

can you get a public defender? at least something. for fuck sakes.

show them your grades-- you still got good grades?

fight, motherfucker. fight for your own ass.

I have alright grades. I don't know. I'm talking to the public defender tomorrow morning before I have court. I hate court.

bring your grades. im telling you bring any kind of proof that you're "redeemable" and potentially useful for society. do NOT let them lock you up.

Alright. Being locked up isn't that terrible. Granted, I've never been to jail but I've been to numerous treatment centers and detention centers. I don't know.
Thanks for the advice, man.

having been to both, even if for a short stay, i can safely say.

jail < treatment center

What did you get arrested for?

posession of a controlled substance