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yeah we went from anal pleasure to urethral agony...I did read some alleged true sex thing about some perv guy who liked to have his urethra penetrated - he used it like a tiny vagina. Keep hoping, pal! HA! |
how did i miss this thread?!!!!
1) i'm happy that adam applies experimentation as his lifestyle 2) kegma is the sesame street of the perv sex threads, you can always count on her giving a lesson in an entertaining way at the end of the day. 3) a good prog song good? listen to 21th century schizoid man or roundabout and you be the judge. |
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Awww I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. For me it just BURNED. And I had to go so bad for 3 hours straight, and every time I tried, pure burning. I couldn't walk straight either. There were these older men (which I assume were the 'regulars') by me at the hospital watching me when I was teary eyed and crouched over and they were laughing. |
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He would be very well matched to have sex with a man with a very small penis then... |
It wouldn't have to be small. Just thin.
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and if it was long enough, it might even tickle his bladder...like shoving a raw spaghetti noodle up. |
A dick so small you need a straw just to give him a blowjob......
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hahaha. I once had a girlfriend who too "Blowjob" for real. I'm talking "BLOW JOB". She just...tried to... blow. No moving or anything. It was unpleasant indeed. |
Haha. He could fuck wrinkles.
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Hahaha Thats what happens when you get Sex Education from a clown |
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Yeah I forgot to add, his penis is more of nipple really....hes needs twezzers to masturbate....although he would be so lucky, He also has the longest pubes in the world.....poor bastard trips over them everywhere he goes |
why am i reading this whilst eating my lunch?
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hahaha, I didn't say anything because I didn't want to be rude, so I just stopped her |
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fuckheads. |
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Well said. |
Girls who don't get off on bum sex are merely afraid of cystitis, which hurts like hell. Keep trying, if she loves you, she'll let your aphid into her rosebud.
ps something harmonious about assholes posting on a thread about assholes, and also, a little self involved |
mine is too thick. noone wants to try
ex-wife said NO! current g/f says NO! le da miedo la carne gorda |
plastcic monkey dolls from japan who speak spanish?
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that had to be kind of satisfying though, (not sexually of course) like blowing a huge snot rocket out of your nose. i do that in the shower; the steam loosens up all the snot and whatever other unreachable nasty green shit collects in my nasal cavities. |
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! priceless. ============ well it seems i missed the whole thread. i just want to chime in to say: no need to stick the whole schlong in it-- a little well-lubed finger (drool works) will do wonders for the flower of her secret (just keep those fingernails short & free of sharp edges). |
oh hey, figured i'd bump this.
i guess my girlfriend IS cooler than me.. |
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the only satisfaction was in laying back down afterwards and letting the waves of three vicodin sweep over me. |
best thread ever
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a fan of the genre? brooownfingah he's the man, the man with the midas touch a spider's touch, such a cold finger beckons you to enter his web of sin, but don't go in |
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you're really annoying. |
Has she tried adding a strap-on? I am telling you, jacking off and her putting the dildo in you, will make the orgasm more enjoyable.
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phoenix, you like pirates of the caribean, so how am i annoying? if you don't want to read this thread, don't open it. it's that simple. you annoy yourself.
in other news.. http://www.sendspace.com/file/kn44dq new scissor shock song! enjoy everyone! |
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I just realize scissors shock is not scissor sister. I got them confused for some odd reason. |
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Yes, whenever I heard of scissor shock, I always thought of the other. Thanks for the song. |
Yeah, right. It's all just a lot of talk unless you can back it up with pictures.
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Where is your evidence? I can say what I have done, but it would be fruitless. |
And here I was thinking you were fruity.
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gmku is on a roll
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It's the caffeine. I have to stop going to Starbucks.
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No, no. I am. We are talking public bathrooms, parks, cars, movie theathers, while the other person is driving, etc.etc. etc.
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All seems rather ordinary to me.
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did you read between the lines of etc. etc. etc. ?
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Oh, it's in the etc., eh. My imagination is going wild now, Syn.
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One thing I never do is incorporate food.
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