Barack Hussein Obama is his full name.
I scanned the article noumenal

homiez v0TE iz goin to OBAMA FO SHO

calla, hijo de puta

We have a politician called Boris Johnson. I think anyone with such lack of common-sense and a name like Boris is pretty cool.

But seriously, Obama apparenlty has a DARK DARK SECRET - HE FUCKING SMOKES! IN PRIVATE!

He's a Jeckyl and Hyde character if ever I saw one. A real hive of vice. A vicehive.

The more I hear about Obama, the more I want to vote for him.

Smoking doesn't bother me one bit, and hey, it supports jobs in the heartland.

He visited Richmond the other night for a big fundraiser. I saw it on the news.

Strangely enough, someone from his campaign headquarters ordered some things from me today. I spoke with her on the phone afterwards because it was necessary to clarify some aspects of what they were ordering and we talked for a moment about politics and Senator Obama's candidacy. I went ahead and called (what could have been a bit early) even though it's not even nine in the morning in Chicago just now and she answered the phone on the first ring. Refreshingly, she sounded just like a normal person and seemed actually surprised when I initated the chit-chat about politics. One thing she said sticks out: "he's a real advocate for the people." I was most enthralled though with her agreement that "Warner" (John Warner Defense Authorization Act of 2007 H.R.5122...passed 10/17/06) is the most pressing issue in need of addressing.

so, did he win?

No, turned out that Obama is literally Hitler.

Okay, that's epic.

i think i'd rather have hitler as a president, at least he had good taste in clothes.

Man, this is amazing: http://vimeo.com/6747788

I remember back around 2005 or so I saw a bumber sticker that read Condoleeza Rice for President. Now THAT would have been scary.