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gmku 12.12.2006 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
kay.
:/


Of course, if you're willing to help out.... I'm sure I could find a sophisticated way to accept your financial donation to my cause.

SynthethicalY 12.12.2006 05:01 PM

Okay, now You must know about Frida Kahlo, as well. Also Van Gogh.

gmku 12.12.2006 05:03 PM

I'm an educated man. That part's taken care of.

I don't know French, though.

SynthethicalY 12.12.2006 05:03 PM

Well, learn. Go to a community college, and take french classes.

gmku 12.12.2006 05:05 PM

Speaking of Bond, how is it he wears such nice things when an MI-6 agent surely would get little better than civil servant salary? And certainly the U.K. can't afford that for every one of its agents, can it?

Ooh, the veneer is beginning to crumble...

jon boy 12.12.2006 05:06 PM

if i want to appear sophisticated i tend not to have my accent as much.

SynthethicalY 12.12.2006 05:07 PM

But he is James bond, the most elite Spy. I think the new bond is good. Also I just started getting into Andy Warhol.

gmku 12.12.2006 05:07 PM

It would also help not to mispronounce the word "not" as "bnot." And if you mis-type it, edit it as soon as it's brought to your attention.

gmku 12.12.2006 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
But he is James bond, the most elite Spy. I think the new bond is good. Also I just started getting into Andy Warhol.


Casino Royale is by far the best Bond movie. It's not gimmicky. It's just a great "spy on the edge" mystery thriller.

SynthethicalY 12.12.2006 05:09 PM

how can you misprounounce that word.

luxinterior 12.12.2006 05:11 PM

Use a cane, even if you aren't crippled.

If you don't know how to properly use a cane, consult the Nine Inch Nails music video for "The Perfect Drug." I'm pretty sure there's a cane in that one, and it kinda makes me laugh a lot.

gmku 12.12.2006 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
how can you misprounounce that word.


Never mind. you had to be there. I was joshing jon boy.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 12.12.2006 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
Speaking of Bond, how is it he wears such nice things when an MI-6 agent surely would get little better than civil servant salary? And certainly the U.K. can't afford that for every one of its agents, can it?

Ooh, the veneer is beginning to crumble...


maybe hes like Mike from Bad Boys?
you know, he was already rich but decided to fight crime

SynthethicalY 12.12.2006 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
maybe hes like Mike from Bad Boys?
you know, he was already rich but decided to fight crime


You mean Batman.

Cantankerous 12.12.2006 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
Just know everything about Andy Warhol.

No, that will just make you sound like a pompous dick. There is quite a difference.

Hip Priest 12.12.2006 06:54 PM

Has anyone mentioned cravats yet? Cravats are essential.

gmku 12.12.2006 07:22 PM

I don't even know what the hell cravats are.

Danny Himself 12.12.2006 07:29 PM

Make a speech about baseball, and the way teamwork affects it, then club a cigar-smoking man to death with a bat. Try to keep the pinky high up.

Alex's Trip 12.12.2006 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku
It would also help not to mispronounce the word "not" as "bnot." And if you mis-type it, edit it as soon as it's brought to your attention.

They have been doing this on Saturday Night Live a lot recently. When Mia Rudolph sang the National Anthem (it was very exaggerated), she said
"Buh-night" as in "came through the buh-night".

k-krack 12.12.2006 07:58 PM

What? "buh"?


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