Maybe Porkmarras got abducted by Illegal Aliens as opposed to space aliens.

We'll have to decide who to take his place while hè's gone.

Take his place? Impossible!

Well Porkmarras is unreplacabe, but the board feels so empty-humored now.

then who?

You?

Is static-harmony possibly the next porkmarras? inquiring minds want to know.

No. Not even close. I could start posting tons of threads about nothing and unrelated pictures if it would help. But, who cares? I'm after sonicl to be abducted.

The aliens going after us disabled vets first.

No. Probably not. You're of no use to them. They are going after us sexy young men.

They want lean, mean fighting machines. Like moi.

Aw bless!Somebody missed me,how sweet of you!I just took a few days off work and have been out a lot since last week.It's back to work on Friday but i'm looking forward to the weekend and then Monday 'cause i'm going to see Jason Pearce.Oh and Fishy(you lucky,lucky man as both of us know!!),you are a sweet thing.

he's alive!!!!!1

he's alive

Or is that just what the abductors want you to think? Eh?

who killed porkmarras?

no i got an email.... i did.... didnt i?