Marijuana is beautiful.

I just recently met a girl I've known for quite some time now, and she's giving me free weed. Only thing is, that I'll be hanging out with someone that likes Panic At The Disco! and those bands, but hey; I can't complain.

when i smoke, i never drink. so usualy in england i just smoke. when im abroad i dont smoke, just drink. i havnt smoked weed since last year, but i will next week!!! and i cant wait!
plus, im getting a beer belly so i best switch back.

i dont need a fake one, ive got one already.
no meat on me anywhere except the beer belly. it looks daft.

When I was a moderate weed user in my early 20s, I blew what could have been a dream gig at a stereo store. Manager called me up and wanted to interview me, wanted to know if I could come in right then for a quick interview, purely a preliminary, he assured me, since my ap looked so good. I'd just lit up and couldn't think of an excuse that didn't sound like a lie, so I said sure and decided to go for it. The interview went well, I remember thinking, until the guy wrapped things up by saying, "Well, nice to meet you, and I'll let you know. But tell me one thing--are you always so laid back?"

I guess the manager didn't like "laid back" stereo sales clerks. I never got a call.

Damn evil weed!

Yeah. Used to make me VERY quiet and withdrawn--I was introverted to begin with. Sometimes it made me mildly paranoid. I hated smoking at big parties because I'd start to feel extremely self-conscious.

I'm pretty worthless at big parties no matter what.

I'm sure most of us could have made that inference based upon your behavior here.

Same here.

On the other hand, I LOVE being the DJ at parties.
It's fun for me, and guarantees some personal space and minimized mingling while still being "part of the party."

me too, me too

fume hierba cada dia

I mixed alcohol and weed. It gave me paranoia (lsomething like a bad trip with lsd), was really horrible in that moment i was so afraid that i could escape from my friend's house and run to the hospital...very bad trip

the disappointing part is not the fact that drone has no social skills, it's that i kind of gave him a smirk instead of a frown.

Oh man...this is the best photoshopped thing I've seen for ages.

haha

Oh my aching sides!hahaha

I don't feel like reading the whole thing, so I will say Marijuana is okay not the best but okay, but this is coming from a totally non-expert guy.