Oh oh oh wait wait this is going to be fucking BRILLIANT:




























next.

Come back to daddy

Way above my standards?

I'd go with moderately above my standards.

I'm fucking beautiful, dear.

My standard SETS your standard. don't even try to talk to me about THAT.

Touche`.

if you just called hayden a turtle i will pee with laughter.

so does everyone know what they're getting me so i can tell you "don't bother"?

go on, tell me more.

I'm getting you jack shit. Should I bother?

remember, i set your standard.

Do I smell something re-hashed?

i don't know.
i smell hash.

No. I think what I smelled was your use of the same joke without the initial context making it less funny.

don't try to one up me. remember,


I set your standard.

I suppose your persistence will always prevail.

Yeah. you know why?

Because you are so full of yourself no matter what happens you will think you've won and let no one tell you otherwise?

Because you set my standard, cunt?

exactly.

nope. try harder next time.