Who can make their penis grow bigger? Jesus or Moses?

Jesus Christ. It's me, Jesus and the person we pick. I was taking applications.

If he gets a haircut and shaves the beard I will consider it.
I have my standards, and no one is excepted.

wellllll hellllllllll savage clone. long time, no see. jesus and i are very excited. he will totally shave.

Between the lines: he better shave in the groin area.

If he's considerate, you're damn right.
Not to say that getting to participate in a threesome involving girlgun wouldn't be worth enduring a Jesus Jungle, but he is supposed to be compassionate, right?

It's hard to know. Stapleton doesn't exactly seem to be a friend of the razor most days.

I will join in if we can get ice cream afterwords.

Jesus will pay.

Get your Juggalo baby funeral pictures out of this girlgun threeway thread.

I have a new desktop background. It takes one hell of a photo to top nude Jayne Mansfield.

what do you say during orgasm though? "Jesus" will be a bit overused by that point and "god" will just make it a bit too weird (for him).

Seriously? i'm not worth a manly man jesus?

Of course, but there must be some happy medium to be found between my needs for some modicum of grooming and your high tolerance for bodily forests.

hahaha. men should be manly!

Need I remind you that I am Manual Laborer and truck driver?

i have been reminded!!!!!!