i''m a cock on the edge.

Let me decide who's got a cock or not, ok? :cool:

Humour is the absence of cock, and cock the absence of humour.
(Oscar Wilde)

'Ave three: Glice is very funny, good in all circumstances. Fishmonkey too - in fact I used to wonder if he was the same Irish guy that used to be on another forum I use, but I have reason to believe not. Vodka Goblin also makes me laf a lot, obviously.

This forum's full of good humour.

Sorry, I forgot to say 'cock'.

Cock.

cock and balls.

Between a cock and a hard place.

Ready steady cock!

Cock, cock, and two smoking barrels.

Trading cocks and shares on the cockmarket.

In the confrontation between the stream and the cock, the stream always wins. Not through strength, but through persistence.

Thought I'd raise the tone.

Glice
Ass Blaster
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Diesel
Porkmarras

these people deserve credit, Lock, Cock and Barrel

''I'm cocking a meal this big.D'you want some?''

Santa puts sweets in your cock

I'm tired of this cock now.

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Too many cocks spoil the broth.

Hayden
Porkie
Saturnine
Atsonicpark
Diesel

Yr not in the list? Too bad.

Fuck humor. I want to know who has the best tumor on the board.

Indeed.