I'm new to this board and the hilarity is just amazing!

Any non ironic/sarcastic replies to the original question would be appreciated.

Gwar opening all east coast shows.

It's actually a GWAR tribute-band performing Psychic Hearts

I'd be down for a little Ono Soul while taking a shot of space-blood to the face!

Mary Timony has a new band called Pow Wow. Would love to see them open...

Don't forget the space jizz.

The Entrance Band will be opening these shows for SY

Jun 27 2009 the VicChicago, Illinois
Jun 29 2009 Royal Oak Music TheaterRoyal Oak (suburb of Motor City), Michigan
Jun 30 2009 Massey Hall (!!!)Toronto, Ontario
Jul 2 2009 Electric FactoryPhiladelphia, Pennsylvania
Jul 3 2009 United PalaceNYC!!!, New York
Jul 7 2009 9:30 ClubDistrict of Columbia
Jul 8 2009 the NationalRichmond, Virginia
Jul 10 2009 Bijou TheaterKnoxville, Tennessee
Jul 11 2009War MemorialNashville, Tennessee
Jul 12 2009 Sloss FurnaceBirmingham, Alabama
Jul 13 2009Variety PlayhouseAtlanta, Georgia

http://www.myspace.com/entrancerecords

Endless Boogie will be opening at the July 6th DC date

http://www.noquarter.net/bands/eb.php

what about the show on the 28th in chicago...same band I suppose? or 3 hours of y00f.

not sure, and not sure what other bands could be playing, check the venue site

Man, this opening band sucks.

^Yes. What is this psychedelic shit?

I love the Entrance band!! And they'e opening in toronto, which I am missing!! UGH! I love Paz :(

I don't want to see anything within six degrees of A Perfect Circle.

hahaha

I always thought Ill Nino were kinda cool ahaha.

The Entrance Band features Paz, who was in A Perfect Circle --> A Perfect Circle currently features James Iha, who was also in the Smashing Pumpkins--> Smashing Pumpkins also featured Melissa Auf der Mar, who was in Hole--> Hole featured Courtney Love, who was married to Kurt Cobain of Nirvana(whom she performed with on 'It's Closing Soon') --> Nirvana was an opening act for Sonic Youth...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

^ Neat