are you into kegstands?

yeah!! call off the wedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's too late, ive already rented the limo

so this would be out too?

thats kinda hot

Yeah, who am I kidding, I'd probably partake in that.

sweeeet

i think i'll forgo of the noose & kick crypto's ass instead. that does make me a sore loser? sure!! but i'll need to have any little satisfaction i can get.

Have at it.







Crüe face.

I really need a shower. I smell like work.

Lux, you're not too shabby, I must say.

i think im having a heart attack. one of the good ones. damn you cupid, you bastard!!

This is me when I'm made-up, you know, for a night out on the town.

hawttt

you look so good when you're all made-up, babe

Phew. For a second there I thought maybe I put on a little too much eye makeup.

honey, how was work?

It was okay babe. I went in two hours late because I only got one hour's sleep last night, and I didn't think I'd make it through a full day.

I was up all night working on my Willem Dafoe PowerPoint. 67 slides long! Madness.

Then at work my boss didn't show up (yet again) so I couldn't give him my two weeks notice, so I told this other guy instead who technically isn't my boss but frightens me all the same.

My work buddy Ken seemed a bit disappointed over my planned departure. He kept saying that he wanted to quit too. We always get off work at the same time on Tuesdays and I always think he's going to "put the moves on me" so to speak when we're walking out to our cars. Tonight was awkward because I don't enjoy these sort of situations so I was just like WELL, SEE YA LATER when he lingered at my car for a bit too long.

well i gotta go & find that rope but here are my last wishes :D

--

dear luxy,

im already married, and since we're not in polynesia i cannot have a second wife (but... wanna move there?). i beg you however to reconsider your rash decision of marrying crypto. the thought of you in his republican hands makes me shiver with horror.

i die now, but please marry someone who can give you true happiness... like the winner of a willem dafoe lookalike contest, or marc bolan's reincarnation (he might be a puppy these days, but who knows).

love,

ignatius

ps- i am also leaving some cells for cloning in a secret lab. so i will return some day-- but i hope it won't be as creepy as that nicole kidman movie w/ the 10 year old. ewww... (really, ewww)

I would've done the same


how'd the final product come out? i would've helped ya if you needed me to


do you want me to have them both fired? i don't like people who frighten you. anyways, im glad you got that out of the way, you really need to get some rest. worry about finding a job later.


I don't like the sound of this Ken fellow...
Do you feel threatened? You can have one of my handguns.

Or is he a nice fellow with good intentions?

I saw that movie. It was odd, but not as odd as I had hoped it would be.

I don't mind Republicans, when they're faking it.