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luxinterior 06.09.2006 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amaranth
If Amaranth is 5 years younger than Savage Clone, and Savage Clone is twice as old as EMMAh plus 3 years. EMMAh turns 16 next month. How old is Amaranth?

1. 16
2. 36
3. 28
4. an old enough hag
5. cannot be determined


Three. And I don't mean I pick number three as the answer. I did the calculations, and I'm pretty sure you are three years old. Someone check my math.

acousticrock87 06.09.2006 10:03 PM

Savage Clone = s
EMMAh = e
Amaranth = a

s - 5 = a
2e + 3 = s
e
= 16 - 1

e = 15

2 (15) + 3 = s
s =
33

33 - 5 = a

a
= 28
a ≠ 3

alyasa 06.09.2006 10:14 PM

Same as Toilet & Bowels

golden child 06.09.2006 10:51 PM

16.

Savage Clone 06.09.2006 11:07 PM

In order to further complicate things, what I meant to say is:
I am twice as old as EMMAh will be in one month, plus three years. I was rounding up my EMMAh to the next whole number.

krastian 06.10.2006 01:21 AM

17.

Gulasch Noir 06.10.2006 03:30 AM

veinticuatro, y veinticinco el doce de noviembre

king_buzzo 06.10.2006 03:31 AM

i told you everyones older than me

fishmonkey 06.10.2006 06:09 AM

je suis 28, avec the brain of a 10 year old.

DemonBox 06.10.2006 09:10 AM

i'm 17, I'll be 18 in January.

SolidZach 06.10.2006 03:35 PM

17 in september

Iain 06.10.2006 03:41 PM

Same as Alyasa and Bowels.....

I still don't buy that Toxic Johnny is as old as that. In all his pics he looks like a hip young gunslinger.....

HaydenAsche 06.10.2006 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saturnine
My dad's 37 and he looks to be in his mid to late 40s.


If your dad is 37 how the fuck are you older than AssBlaster?

EMMAh 06.10.2006 03:44 PM

My dad is in this late 40s. He's turning 50 next year.

qprogeny79 06.10.2006 03:55 PM

my age is equal to the definite integral of x dx, whose lower bound is zero and whose upper bound is twice the square root of ten.

Iain 06.10.2006 03:56 PM

So 20 then?

Pax Americana 06.10.2006 03:57 PM

21. I'll be 22 at the end of this month.

qprogeny79 06.10.2006 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iain
So 20 then?


bingo. i should have made it more complicated.

krastian 06.10.2006 04:53 PM

11.

qprogeny79 06.10.2006 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saturnine
It's right in your profile, no one even had to make the calculations.


erm, uh, well . . . that's beside the point!

duh.


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