You never learned?

I feel like I should take you to the park and teach you and buy you an ice cream cone when you ride without training wheels. :(

Somehow that would seem more appropriate coming from a 50 year old, Danny.

Just learn how to ride a real bike.
Or go to Clown College.
Or just cut to the chase and start wearing Depends, sweatpants and Velcro shoes.

Those adult trikes are stoopid.
Especially the "high performance" recumbent ones.

I'll come back here in 34 years and say "I am 50, what the fuck are you on about?" and you'll look sooooooo stupid.

Assuming you live that long.

34 years time? Don't be silly. The guys from Sonic Youth don't have that long. This board will be kapoot before then.

Got something planned?

Of course not, but you strike me as the dangerous type.
You know, making enemies left and right.

Well you just made one more.

Just Because I am cool.

haha!

Yo Slut bag,
Whos this new lumberjack character and what happened to the boy with the acne?... or the boy with the slighty chubby cheeks? or that other boy... etc etc etc

This is Colin. I don't know what happened to them. I haven't talked to them in a while. I'm a playa. What can I say?

heart break. ass leak.

Haha. Sorry, dear.

my, what big eyes you have.

"The better to see you with," my dear.

bunburies overload on the board?

GRANDMA, IS THAT YOU??

farm-a-sea. flood the board.

PANIC! AT THE DISCO!!!!!!! right?

A few hours back:

Cool, Gibson?

U R RITE.

Are those your 'saturday' sunglasses, then?

Right on Chief.

yah. he looks like he's got one of them there fancy geetars like them rock n rollers play.

If I was going for full-on Spacemen 3, I would have used my Vox instead of my Gibson.

Saturday, Sunday, everyday's a disco baby.

Hey there, Hunky.

I've probably posted this before. But I'm bored.

And naked. But you can't see anything. Muahaha. But not really. Cheese.

So......you were the thing the people in "The Village" were afraid of.....

Can't say I blame the people. Even though he's still pretty sexy.
And where are the people who are Sonic Youth 1-36?

Um, they were lost in a terrible milk truck fire.

I just randomly picked that number whenever I created my current e-mail address. I try to keep things simple, all e-mails and board names are variations of Sonic Youth 37. (Although sometimes I tell people it's because it was Luke's prisoner number in Cool Hand Luke)

chyeahduh

damn. you're good. you're really good. you're going to be something. stay tuned.

That sounds really sarcastic. I hate the internet.

you've taken every compliment given to you as such!

I'm pretty sure that Mr. !@#!!%!%!! or "crazy symbol guy" as the wife calls him, wasn't being sarcastic.

yr just badass. deal with it. :p