can't wait to get ass rapped by brazil.

I wasn't sad to see Italy go as they didn't deserve it. The played exactly 10 minutes of inspired football the whole tournament. I told you folks not to sleep on Slovakia they'd be back. Personally after the last game they played I'd like to Spain go through their last match was beautiful.

The buzz in the USA getting louder everyday more and more papers have them on the front page. I like their chances against Ghana but not against Uraguay but hey that's why they play the games

no.
i'm expecting 1x1.

even ghana... have you seen their defense?
they're very well organized, they look like an european team.

tienes caca en la cabeza lol

yeah...
i'm not expecting anything exciting, at least from our side.
they will play monday and there are players with cards, it would be foolish to risk too much tomorrow.

but there's that old revalry, you never know...

you can't have that. 1x1 goes to overtime, overtime goes to penalties, and the winner ends up exhausted for the next match. pick a winner & hope they win swiftly.

due to continental loyalties, i'm going for brazil (sorry jico). although... brazil is playing so ugly it bores me, so i might go for portugal. hmmmm...

only better. i am not at all psyched about facing ghana. they could kick our ass. the match agains germany was almost a toss-up, so i wouldn't imitate their strategy. not sure what their weaknesses are. i hope we find out before saturday.

I GO FOR BOTH
so I SAY
1x1
that'd please me.

which rivalry? nah. none of that. NONE of that.

oh shit i apologize

i am partially stoned

no, im very hungry

no--- for some reason (don't ask, my mind is melting) i imagined that they were playing 1/8, and then i proceeded to believe my imagination.

yes, i am THAT sick.

of course they can tie.

tengo la cabeza llena de caca. no, actually, i am underfed. no, i am high. no. don't ask...

tienes la panza vazia.

think you can fit both at once?

yr welcome to try.

i do practice strange rituals

"mi" is singular.

"mis" is plural.

per your own confession, you have ONE huevo.

shit happens.

ouch! you misunderstand the true concept of mis huevos as a means of socio-political construction of the underlying supestructures we call balls and testicles. balls is powerful, and truly history is a giant scrotum, but then again I am a disciple of my sack.


pee-es: my lil' sister's violent ex-husband, is half-mexican and only has one ball. I don't believe he speaks spanish, but he did once tell my niece that she was good at math because SHE is half-mexican. my niece is only one quarter mexican, but hey, who am I to argue with mexican mathematics?

peepee-es: how about them there kicketyballz?

No, maybe he was being specific that he only wanted ONE huevo sucked?

that would have been "chupa mi huevo izquierdo" (or derecho), or something like that, so no.

when i went for the military service medical exam there was a dude with one nut that got tossed out of the line (the lucky bastard). how do i know? the doctor signaled to the front of the line:




sometimes it doesn't drop, sometimes there are accidents, sometimes you are lance armstrong.

the shame I feel is almost unbearable.

it's nothing, man. you can still win the tour de france. but take spanish lessons!

why would I want to do that?

they seem to understand "I'll take the combinacion - one taco (carnitas) and one chicken enchilada...oh and another marguerita...please".

that's all the spanish anyone ever needs.