BUmp bump, fucking bump!@!!

OK, th e room moves every time I maove my head and I can't seem to type tighrt without REALLY trying...

I've only had four shot of vodka in two cups of root beer, but I guess I wasted enough to pqarticipate in this thread...

Okay, I'm very near to the point of vomit.

I'll be drinking some pasiano with the girlie friend tonight. Er, 2 more hours.

Okay, now I'm done with the whole vomiting. now I can breath properly. fuck. god damn, MOTHERFUCKERS.

WHISKEY





word

Not even whiskey. just beer. totally too much beer. Beyond ten beers I start to lose it, and now it's definitely more than that. This is the result. Can't even wank, just puke.

Hey drunkards!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSm4Y7Ry70M

being stoneddoesn't count....does it.....
anyway. stayin' home playin' video games. again...

1/2 price wine bottle night at the local watering hole.

Trashed.

what we should do is make an album by a made up band that is nothing but hype and buzzwords, try to manufacture it completely, post shit on blogs about how great it is, write reviews, hype it up and make this backstory. Pretend only people "in the know" have heard it, see if we cant get people to pretend it exists when it doesn't.

flyer bands?

Standing Ovation for you Sonic Gail. Interesting idea Atsonicpark.

I've been getting really wasted and sending reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllly amazingly embarrassing emails to a guy ive been building this wicked connection with... god I hope I dont fuck this one up.

fuck, i wish i was getting really amazingly embarassing emails from a chick

I gotta pIss

My dealer's birthday party at a skating rink, First timeon skates in awhile. Lots of Coors Light, lots of dro, HUGe thug fight at the end, NeoGeo Machine, Time Crisis II Machine, Fat Woman passing out, completely rejected hot girl trying to flirt with me... it felt good.

fuuuckkkkkkk cheer me up

Pussy :)

im drunk

me too. but fuck pussy man! it will only hurt you in the long run!