so morata is a flop now? wow

Haha! Nah nothing like that. More to see your reaction on here of that came off

I actually kinda feel bad for the guy. Something is going on with him to cause that horrendous slump.

Fuck I hate those cheap ass PSV supporters that park in my street so that I can't park my car anymore just because they can't afford or are too cheap assed to pay for the parking garage :(

Imagine having to look at yourself in the mirror every morning, knowing you've lost your place to Olivier Giroud. It can't get much worse than that.

*Looks in the mirror* heh...ye...yeah I agree totally *sobs*

https://mobile.twitter.com/goalstv77...485633/video/1

Can't say I've ever seen this before

And here's my reaction when I watch Morata play

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/UlSrfFE

You do realise Zabaleta meant that, right? If it was a lesser player doing it, someone like say Tosun, then it's obviously an embarrassing mistake, but when it's Zabaleta it's nothing less than avant-garde attacking. Dada football at its finest. What an honour to be alive in the time of his genius.

Here he is again, just seconds after inventing cubism.

https://giphy.com/gifs/west-ham-unit...8kq8tNgcKVgWEo

:D :D :D

And who says football fans know nothing.

Well I'm back home and I really don't want to be. However, one thing I'm looking forward to is watching more football. Especially Motd on Saturday. That's the one bit of British I've missed the most.

ha ha im sure theres a bunch of jokes im missing there but anyway

how was nawlins?

Honestly, it was incredible. I was running on four hours sleep a night cos there was too much to do and see. Bourbon Street was a hellhole, mind.

And life playing a cruel joke I met a girl four days before I was due to go back where it was a *snaps fingers* instant click. Never had the level in connection with a bird before. We seriously mooted the idea of me staying longer but money and home bills for me stopped that idea.

Haha, nah you're not. Unless Demo is being serious...

NICE.

and no i have no idea the meaning of what you and demonyo have been saying since that twitter video with the suarez free kick lol

Yeah, but it made coming home all the more difficult. So now I'm just immersing myself in British films to help (over to the film thread)

Nono the second one underneath that. The one I posted about Morata.

ooooooooooooh. i never saw that. hold up...

ah all that makes sense again.

anyway, reuniting with one’s superego sucks

yeah

im sorry man. been before where you are today.

i regret nothing.

lol no, i regret tons of things of course, who am i kidding

Glad you had a great time H8kurdt. I never went on a big fuck-off road trip like that, but still, always feel a bit deflated when I come home from the US. I always have a brilliant time even when I've been some place there that, in retrospect, wasn't that great. And the whole accent thing with girls is definitely a plus.

Anyway, yeah, Prem today!

No really stand out game today for the neutral - I suppose the biggie is Spurs v Man City on Monday night. I'll obviously be watching West Ham v Leicester later today and Man U v Everton tomorrow will hopefully only add to the Jose-drama.

For the record, I don't really believe Zabaleta invented Cubism.

but i read a book where...

Arnie out against Leicester giving Chicharito the chance to put himself back in the frame (or more likely increase his value in the shop window)

im missing all the games on purpose today

have a couple of film and tv subscriptions to work through before they expire

Feels pretty callous dissecting the 1-1 draw after news that Leicester's owners were involved in a helicopter crash straight after the match.

holy shit

Just awful

so, hm, how to change subject—tomorrow’s game is the good one huh?

weird schedule for me but i’ll try.

Not a single post about El Clasico?

I know it's not what it used to be, without Messi and CR7, but still...

I feel bad about Real Madrid.

sorry i don’t really follow la liga... but i should check some games some time outside of the champions league.

so what happened?

(me i was just watching the replay of martial’s incredible goal against everton. o man! sorry h8kurdt.)

We were just waiting for you ;)

But yeah. I didn't see it but saw the score and read the reviews. Lopetegui must go now, surely

The Mighty Football Thread
 

Ooops

Sorry for taking the thread South and way off track.

Great looking trailer when is she going to be loaded up and heading to a show.

Trevor

Change away. It might sound bad but the news here has gone totally overboard with it. Suddenly he's was the nicest owner in the history of the Prem. I feel sorry for his family, and all that, but to read the papers you'd think he was on the cusp of finding a cure for cancer.

Sadder news for me was Glenn Hoddle's heart attack. Growing up he was THE standout English player probably until the arrival of Gazza. And would've been a good England manager had he not let his weird new age beliefs get in the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Q-sOJYWUs

Glad to hear he seems to be on the mend

Anyway, yeah, Prem. Spurs v MC. Spurs are understrength with Alli, Son and Ericksen on the bench. They've not really clicked this season - maybe in part because they're still playing their 'home' games at Wembley. MC look too strong for them but should be a good game, nonetheless.

Tottenham Hotspur: Lloris, Trippier, Sanchez, Alderweireld, Davies, Dier, Dembele,Sissoko, Lamela, Lucas Moura, Kane. Subs: Son, Winks, Walker-Peters, Alli, Gazzaniga, Eriksen, Aurier.

Man City: Ederson, Walker, Stones, Laporte, Mendy, Bernardo Silva, Fernandinho, Silva, Mahrez, Aguero, Sterling. Subs: Kompany, De Bruyne, Sane, Otamendi, Gabriel Jesus, Foden, Muric.

oh, debruyne on the bench....

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wow, thats a nice goal in that video

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the nfl fucked up the pitch?

boo, sir, boo...

down with the nfl :D

That's the 1st time he's been in contention since his injury. Would've been far too risky to start him but he'll probably make a cameo appearance at some point.

man what trash on the pitch, an embarrassment

Pep has apparently complained about it, saying it isn't fit for purpose.

well that was fast

... Didn't seem to bother Mahrez though

EDIT: Lopetegui sacked

dont know if it’s the fucked lines but the game looks like a mess to me

so: conte yes/no/yes/no/yes/no? google is confusing....

Well Courtois will LOVE that. It'd also answer whether Hazard will be going to Real in the summer. Short answer-he won't.

I'm LOVING this pitch. It's almost as bad as Sissoko.