the joke's on you. so was i.

hayden, your friend's a hot bitch.

sticky. i had a coat on.

I was wondering the same thing. No-one's really mentioned you being there.

The joke is always on me, fuckface.

Is that it?

well of course it was good. that's to be expected, though, isn't it?

And?C'mon,there's no need to tell uncle porkie the porkies,is there now?

i'm wondering why the sun hasn't blown up yet. you're almost at 13,000.

Dunno.Life,i suppose.

That will be an unlucky milestone.

maybe it's already happened, but since light from the sun takes about eight minutes to reach the earth (yes, you are literally looking into the past when you look up into the sky. way to blow your fucking mind.) on account of the sun being so far away, we just haven't seen it yet. but when it happens i'll let you know.

In the meantime.....how was ATP?

Cantankerous were there?

You were kicked in the head by a horse as a small child, weren't you?

Lawl Ahhahhahahah

atp was a welcome relief from all the shit going on right now here. i particularly enjoyed gang of four and the stooges. i was actually in london for a couple of days prior to the festival, and let me tell you, i should never ever be allowed to drive in london.

You DROVE in London?

You'll recieve a $200 congestion charge bill in no time. They pick on visitors.

I see......why?

i had to fucking get to minehead somehow, twat. i rented a car.

i'm a shitty driver regardless of what side of the road i drive on. the shittiness was just magnified driving there.

You know, in Canada, bike paths are BACKWARDS.

i'm not obsessed with her life so...

i didnt know she were there, any problem with that?