I think the one here has 3 or so flavors.
Great milkshakes are horribly difficult to come by. I've wasted half my life trying to find a place with consistently great milkshakes. This place in my hometown had 40oz milkshakes, they were like thick happiness in a cup.

i feel like such a bitch because i can eat anything i want to and i still stay a reasonable size, i think 135 lbs is the heaviest i've ever been in my entire life and i'm tall.

Everybody on this board is tougher than me.

I'm so flattered I inspired Cantankerous's avatar.

You disgust me. That's lousy.

It'll change. Metabolism slows down once you get out of diaper school.

yeah i know

fortunately it's still not in my genetics at all to be a fatty, even if i'm not a waif for the rest of my life

and signature.

i don't feel sorry for any grown-ass people who don't have their shit together but don't want to help themselves calling me at 10:30 in the goddamn morning trying to sponge off me. fuck off.

RIP Tonya, I loved you to fucking bits you silly hound.

sooo cute. It is wonderful to have shared the love of a great pet!

AXL ROSE

completely irrelevant

Jesus

completely irrelevant not only within the context of this thread, but within the context of everything in the universe ever.

OMG your dog died?! It was so adorable! :(

There are a lot of things he's relevent in. All terrible things.

care to elaborate?

Emmah, sorry to hear about your doggy.
Damn, I remember, when my Bobina passed away, I cried like a kid. And it was like ... 3 years ago.

Not worth the effort, no.

then you're wrong.

Oh you're good.