pookie, why is it soooooooooooo boring?

Because you keep on posting boring shite, that's why. Now, fix me a drink, bitch!


Yours,

Pookie's assistant

*sends cyber drink*there you go. Thank me later.

Did you mean IT?

as in computers? ohh well, let me ask something else.

so, almost everyone i know left for holidays, so i have 3 days of school left, and without anyone in it, is it going to be boring as fuck and lonely? and another thing, what should i do on lunch? internet?

Dear Pookie,

I followed the advice you gave me in response to my previous letter, and went on a date to see Spiderman 3. Sadly, the film did not live up to my expectations- it seemed the hearsay and rumour was more compelling than the actual motion picture. But I got lucky that night also, so who's complaining?

I am writing to you with yet another conundrum. Should I go to see Bruce Willis' action packed Die Hard 4.0? My opinion, based on Bruce interviews I have seen on television and trailers on youtube, is that the film looks quite good. But then I think- do I expect too much? I loved the previous three films in the Die Hard series.. will this one spoil the love I have for the Die Hard franchise?

Dying hard to hear from you again,

Ambassador Wellington 'Fancy' Mbutu, Ivory Coast

Dear Pookie,

Should I go and see the third Shrek movie at the cinema, or should I wait for it to come out on DVD and watch it at home on my little television?

Best wishes,
Francois Du Dupont XIII


PS - Don't you dare even think of suggesting that I just look in the mirror and save myself some money.

hahahhaha

Dear Pookie,

Why is it that when I go to Google and I type in Sharapova, I get:
???

Truly,
Iask Myself.

Are you really expecting me to believe you didn't type in "Sharapova sucking a banana"?

Because this comes up when I put Sharapova:

 

Watch it on your TV, but sit very close to it in order to enjoy the cinema experience. And to add to the experience, get a loved one to sit behind you whispering and slurping through a straw.

Dear Pookie,

Why do people talk bollocks so frequently?


Anonymous

 

Dear Pookie,

Why is it, that I am bored even when I am tired? Always the same feeling, should I dance naked to feel a little excitement?

Sincerly,
Boring Harry.

I always feel a little excitement when I'm bored.

Potsie! I know that's really you.

And don't worry, it's hardly noticeable.

But if you're feeling self-conscious, just paint them red and pretend you're on your way to a football match, and you're wearing those big novelty foam hands.

dear pookie,

when will i die?

your as ever is, j.

Soonish.

Ha!^

Dear Pookie,

Why don't you call me Toto anymore?
You know how it makes me feel.

Pretty please,
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