You look like a child opening presents on christmas day. But with a beard.

:]

I would post a photo of myself but I have no hair. And unlike fellow baldie Rob Instigator, I can't grow a very good beard. I'm not very cool looking. I look like your average middle-aged white guy, sort of.

that pic of myself was taken at the 4th of july, at my friend's parent's house with lots of tiny babies running around. I was reading the pocket version of the declaration of independence.

indeed!

Like Larry David then?

what are you waiting for?

She's waiting for the truth my brother!

Mira, no me ensenes cosas asi porque eres muy bella, y no le gusta a mi novia cuando me enamoro de chicas que aman a Sonic youth.

where are you there nefelio? that looks beautiful

I need to find me a place to take a acation where all I ahve to fdo is get out of bed, eat, slack, smoke, and sleep some more. I need like a week of that shit. I need to cleanse my brain!

muchas gracias Roberto

Badass grad pic.

you look cute nefeli.

What happened?

police line up?

Fuck, I don't remember. I'm always waiting for something though.

You're a teddy bear :love:

dont mess with cats.

Exactly.

And just as much fun at parties.

And as good to the neighbors and in-laws. You thoughtful guy, you.

Danny, it's improper english to use "poor" and "cryptowonderdruginvogue" in the same sentence man.

Speaking of crypto, where's he been?

I knew it! He got married.

To one of those million different hotties at the parties?

probably to 9 of those million hotties at a party

just because i dont post as much as i used to in this thread, it doesnt mean i dont exist... turds.

quit talking poo about me

crypto and married.. that'd beak my heart

I just hadn't seen you on here at all in a while.

So? Did you get married?

no, ive been single for 2 weeks or so
but we're trying to work things out...
well, more like she is trying to work things out
i don't believe i've done anything wrong.

het got married too young. tooo young.
Oh the mounting regrets...

the ladies of H-Town will never be the same. their vagina's have all just curled up on themselves....

Oi! I grew to like you more in the past 2 months or so.

Ain't no woman gonna change you, crypto!

i didnt get married
trust me, you're coming to my wedding...
whenever that is.


what's that supposed to mean?

it's not about changing somebody.. women are just crazy from time to time:)

Someone's gotta crush is what it means.

Preach. I don't understand them at all anymore..

half a joke, man.. something like crypto the-girls-loving-party-man and getting married? no way:) well, i'm getting drunk, sorry.. :/

me too, believe me:)

Are there pictures of the wedding?

Well, i didn't do anything wrong, really
i broke up with her because shes been a brat lately
she's turned really materialistic and rude
well, she's was always materialistic, but she was rather reserved about it
but she was never a bitch to people
it's these new friends of hers, i know it
it sucks, because i still love her
i dont want her to change
just, maybe, like.. i dont know
not be such a bitch

last couple of times we went to dinner, she was being nasty towards the staff
she was acting like such a bitch
i dont know why, she was always a sweet heart

oh well.

aw, thanks porkie

oh, okay
haha

there was no wedding