you’re in... italy?

...no, that was NEXT STEP

(sorry for the confusion, confusion)

you’re voting where?


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and i came here originally to say brexit looks again an incomprehensible mess.

is the uk crashing out with no deal? looks to me like that’s where it’s heading now, am i wrong?

ahaha Italy its a big mess...with some "mussolinis" waiting to bite.

im voting in Portugal

this is bad news for Claire :-D




Australian political leaders agree gays don't go to hell



so whatever you do from now on, you'll never go to hell.

Jesus died for our sins, ergo it's an insult to his memory if we don't go out and commit some.

Honestly it's fucking broken at the moment. This whole issue is because some moron rugby player said gays were going to hell (again), he got fired (justifiably - he signed a contract to get millions of dollars for playing a ball game in exchange for not shooting his mouth off), and now everyone you'd expect is having a massive sook about religious freedoms. It'll be so much fun watching Morrison (or, as he insists on being called, 'ScoMo') get voted out on Saturday.

(Also, take a look at Clive Palmer if you want some more amusing reading)

With that, you're elevated to the level of SYG's Oscar Wilde.

Brilliant!

oh, you are... he who must not be named?


ha ha yes

got a reuters alert on my phone at 3am (gotta rethink those alerts, lol) that the may-corbyn talks had collapsed.

now on normal business hours (lol) the pound keeps exploring further depths and the euro keeps shedding recent gains.

so many possibilities in the air, im thinking it’s gonna be hard brexit by default...

Ah default, two of the greatest words in the English language.

haaa haa haaaaa haaaa!

took me a moment to get it :D

so: prime minister boris? lmao

The Austrian vice chancellor and figurehead of the far right party FPOE resigned in disgrace today due to a leaked video showing him talking to a fake Russian investor (it was a set up). Among other things he mentioned wanting her to purchase the biggest mass tabloid paper in Austria so his party could sneakily infiltrate it - giving them a huge boost in the upcoming election (the whole thing happened in Summer 2017). And the chancellor called for a snap election. This is fucking huge. For some time now it seemed like there's nothing this guy could say or do that could possibly hurt his career in anyway. And now it turns out he already fucked himself over spectacularly before he even got into office. His right hand was involved in the scandal as well and has also resigned. He'd been quite vile character who's been in the news for his awful remarks and sketchy propositions time and time again. Good fucking riddance.


https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/18/w...gns-video.html

oh! wow!

congrats!

that’s a relief...

lmfao milkshaked

so i listened to may’s speech on the guardian’s jootoob.

seems good intentions but complicated, meaning it has the potential to alienate everyone.

still having the feeling you’re gonna end with hard brexit “by the fault” (lol)

no?

and sure enough, opponents pile in from all fronts haaa haaa haaaa

Looks like TM could go on Friday, if the EU elections go as badly as predicted.

Boris is the bookies favourite to replace her. He's definitely popular with the party's grassroots but I think actual MPs would prefer someone less divisive, like Andrea Leadsom.

i think they’re trying to get her out *right now*

yesterday it was weird when she wouldn’t come out for 15 minutes after her appointed time

anyway the pound is rising right now.... or the dollar taking a shit? [eta dollar index taking a shit]

didnt mogg synthesizer say he’d back boris?

lmao, your own trump

hard brexit is coming....

OOOOOOH IT WAS THE FED MINUTES

they were just released

leadsom resigned from government 20 min ago

She resigned from the cabinet but remains a conservative MP, so it looks like she's manoeuvring for a leadership bid by publicly distancing herself from May.